Mantralord's guide to getting staff positions at Zelaron.
 

Ah, Zelaron. A happy land of fun, mischief, and drugs (Adrenachrome). However, anyone with more than 500 posts will soon start to see that there are other ranks at Zelaron besides the regular old poster. Now, you may think that in order to ascend in these ranks, you'd need to be smart and fit for the job...but you'd be PAINFULLY WRONG! Read on to find out the real way to get staff positions at Zelaron:

A) The first letter of your username must start with a capital letter.

This is the big ticket baby. If your username is "galacticon" instead of "Galacticon," you can forget about getting anything more than a regular mod position on a few shitty sub-forums. This is because Chruser and WetWired enjoy cybering on AIM in all caps. Now, if you've already registered a username and didn't capitalize the first letter of it, you're screwed, so you might as well kill yourself and hope to be reincarnated as a higher caste of users with the first letter capitalized.

B) Your username must be legible.

If your username is "Galctcnz" instead of "Galacticon," you can also forget about getting anything beyond a regular mod position. Let's face it, Supreme Moderator and up is where the juicy tid-bits are at, and you don't want to skimp on your chances of getting these positions. Your username must only contain alphabetic characters. You must also not iterate between capitalized and non-capitalized characters, or your chances are also screwed.

C) Your username must contain 2 or 3 syllables, no more and no less.

So you were happy with "Galacticon" and are about to register...but slow down there Timmy! While your username just might get you a staff position, there's still a bit more tweaking we need to do to ensure you get that Supreme Mod position. That's right, we need to make it have 2 or 3 syllables, and you currently have 4! So...let's make it "Galactic." Now you're set.

Well, that's the guide. I'm currently in the process of getting the first letter of my username capitalized, since I meet all the other requirements. I hope my guide has been useful to all aspiring leaders of this wonderful forum.

Damn. I'm screwed then, I guess.

I'm in, baybee.

Nope, because of those gay characters at the begining and end of your name.

Damn, 4 syllables.

Damned , only1 ^^

That's right. I meet all of them :)

and dident you used to be a mod or somthing before? way back when?

i guess im screwed and left to moderate the d2 forums until i leave o_o

Kidagakash: the answer to your sig is because sunlight shines on tiny particles suspended in the water. Along the shores of some areas, however, the water looks green because the blue water is mixed with yellow pigments present in floating plants. The blue doesnt go anywhere though since its only a reflection.

bwang!!!!!

i alredy figured out the answer....
THe Question is, where does all the blue go from our water when its put into our taps... well here the answer...
all the blue taken out of the water it put into the sky.
and that answers the question of why the sky is blue at the same time....
so when somone asks you "why is the sky blue" tell them, the blue is filterd out of the drink water and put into the ski with big smoke stacks... thats why water in a galss is clear but water in the ocean is blue.

hey do each number count as syllables in a name?

Having numbers at the end of your name means your not going to be a mod.

i know but i was just asking

next time dont ask....... :-P

The characters in my screenname only exaggerate(sp) my extreme coolness.

If you didn't have an ugly laotian boy in your signature you'd understand that.

I posted an expensive post with the use of Shrooms.

You sunk my Logicship, GG.

LMAO!

Hilarious blck.

So thats why Adrenachrome was never promoted to admin. Sad but true.

blckshdwdragon , and RoboticSilence do not follow your guidelines, yet they are staff.

So why would anyone want to become staff again?

I meet the requirements and I was staff for a brief period of time (News Poster).

Rurouni Storm, Adrenachrome and Wiccan_Masta all break the syllable rule as well, and they were all Sup Mods at one point.

I meet all the requirements. I'm destined for greatness! :grin:

I'm fucked...quick, someone tack something onto the end of my name!

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SlimShady!!!!!


i also had a small mod job on my own forums that used to be wiithin the Zelaron hosted sections!

Rurouni Storm quit on his own, and same with Adrenachrome. The staff had nothign to do with that!

You realize you just opened Pandora's Box, yes?

All three of them left of their own accord. Nice try, Ganga. Better luck next time.

Only if the people here are immatu.....fuck.

I've known the first two for a some time. I was a mod, and you can be too!

Quikspy at one point was as well... proof positive that anything is possible.

I, however, am not 100% loathed. I get points for that. And, I resigned! Contary to popular thought. I was simply fed up with getting attacked everywhere. Thanks alot Robotic....

I am pretty sure Wiccan_Masta changed his name... or am I just dreaming.

I thought there was a few more things, Mantra :(

4) You have to be Chrusher's butler
5) You have to buy the staff expensive gifts
6) Oral pleasure

Perhaps I'm not destined for greatness...

Come on, you don't have to include your own fantasy of giving Chruser oral pleasure on that list. I mean, I know he's a straight-up thug niqqa and everything, but that's just nasty.

It's the opium talking -.-

That was by far the worst "Kagom is a faggot" joke ever.