i almost puked just now.
 

my dog came up all happy to see me, only to breathe in my face and almost make me puke. holy. fucking. shit. i have no idea what or where the smell came from, but i have never, EVER, smelled a more horrendous thing in my entire fucking life. wow.

Delicious.

umm.. yeah. it smelled somewhat like an extremely potent coffee smell.

Just great, maybe the dog licked his own ass a few minutes before he came up to you.

pretty sure shit doesn't smell like coffee.

You never know with dogs.

How big is your dog? I have a 3 pound Shih Tzu, and her breath can knock out a cow.

i have a 2 month old lab puppy. she's about 50 pounds now. i don't know what it was, but it was fucking gross. and no, it wasn't just normal dog breath.

Next time, pop a mentos into the dogs mouth. That should counter the stench.

lol, i'll remember that.

The freshmaker.

Thank you, that was the joke.

rofl.
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Duh, I felt like saying "The freshmaker.", is that suddenly a problem?

No, but it was the joke.

Yes, it was.

No, it wasn't!!!

Meh, you almost puked? I had a half dauschund/half beagle. She had an iron stomach and one time she farted...i passed out and when I woke up, at least 2 hours had passed by...

Yes it was, you just weren't in on it.

ROFL!!! That's nasty.

Slim: You werent in on it. I started it.

No you didn't, you just think you did. I started it.

STFU, I am the one that said mentos, you added the dumb "the freshmaker" part which was unneccessary. U r bein a douche bag.

U dont need to take everything seriously.

This thread makes me want to puke. Don't flame outside the Flame Forum.

Wow, someone can't take a joke.

Well, the commercial does say "Mentos: The Freshmaker". He was just adding to the joke, and it was not unneccesary. Haha Slim taking it too seriously? He's not the one getting his undies in a bundle like you and flaming him.

I think he missed the fact that this is the chat forum, even if what I said WAS unnecessary it wouldn't matter.

This thread sucks cock.

Speaking of sucking cock, that is probably what your dog did just before breathing on you. He sucked his own wanker. You smelled his dog juice, sick fucker.

this thread is starting to become spam and pointless.

Chat Forum.

I know its location and that some minor spamming is allowed. But the pointlessness of the thread is higher than spam content.

Doesn't matter, this place is basically just for spam. As long as flames stay out I doubt it will be closed.

true...it probably will stay open as long as the flames disappear >.>

Fuck yourself.

Why does KJ's avatar have a bitch kissing a guy, and the guy getting red faced with embarassment?

I guess I'm just noticing this now, because I never read his posts before...

Because the guy is bisexual leaning towards homosexual. Meaning it's Kagom. Woohoo, let's get this thing closed. Heh.

That's Rinoa from FF8 kissing Squall (apparently in public) and he begins to blush because his macho look was brought down for allowing Rinoa to kiss him.

tifa was better.

by the way, my dock doesn't have a cock, moron. she's a girl.

I think you dock DOES have a cock, moron. Anyway, I hate this thread and the following people that have posted in it: Tyrannicide, HandOfHeaven, Slim, symnzXx.

Good day.

Well, it's over...