Two truths and a lie.
 

Just for fun.

Post 2 thruths and a lie (about yourself)after mine are done and people try to guess the lie.

I am listening to Marcy Playground, I am eating a cookie, have daiblo 2 downsized.


GO

I like Enya, cooking, and I love Ozzy! (guess which 2 are the truth and which one is the lie)

You are lieng when you say you like cooking

No, actually, the lie is that I love ozzy. I hate Ozzy's music.

I'm polish, I love steak, and I drink my coffee black.

Ok my turn

Tom marzinske is my best friend, I am listening to the strokes, I am posting.

Your not polish

Leave personal matters outside of here.

I am listening to Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots, I am Masturbating right now, I come from Colorado.

I know the last 2 are true, so the first one is my pick.
You are not listeng to sout girl.
(And I ment like somting personal like I could put I am in love with (insert whoever) or I dislike hohs accent)

I am 2/3 Native American, I drink my coffee black with no sugar, and I like to poke small children in the butt.

You drink your coffee black with no sugar is the lie!

actually I am not masturbating. I was listening to sour girl, and i do come from CO! PWN!

No imput.

My first window is Zelaron, my second window is MSN messager with HOH, my third is SUPERSEXQUEENS

I have a swolen red spot on my left leg.
I dislocated my shoulder yesterday.
I have recently had sharp chest pains.

Swollen left leg, the bottom two just seem right together.

My AXE™ is my buddy.
I use a safety pin to clean my bowl.
I'm going to smoke tomorrow.

I am gonna go with the bottom ones, just seem so !KA!

My penis is 6 inches long.
My penis is 7 inches long.
My penis is 8 inches long.
My penis.

I dont know, are you high?

Close... but no3

I am listening to 'Creeping Death' by Metallica, I wear Nikes, and my hair was dyed black until recently.

ha

I am listening to Systym of a down, I am looking at pictures, I am wearing a ring and thinking about what it would do if it were in daiblo.

number 1=teh false

No creeping death, I dont remember it on your playlist!

Wrong. I wear Vans. ^_^

Try this:

I am currently listening to 'Ruff Ryder's Anthem' by DMX, I have 3 earrings, and I (until recently) did tournament fighting with the SCA.

Edit: Arkantis, I only posted bands on that list. I couldn't possibly list all the songs.

The last is a lie.

Nope. 2 of my earrings were pierced with Titanium...

Turns out I'm allergic to it, so they got infected and I had to take them out to heal. I only sport 1 for now.

Nah. Shoulder r fake. I have some kind of bite on my leg, and it's infected.

Here's a 4 real, 4 fake test. GO!

1)My first name is actually Bob, as indicated by my name.
2)Silverjinx and I are separated, but I hope we get back together.
3)Silverjinx leaves tomorrow on a 12-day trip to New York.
4)There never was a Silverjinx. I made her up to make myself feel like more of a man.
5)My last name is not really Brooks, as was argued earlier in my existance here at Zelaron.
6)I am deathly afraid of spiders.
7)I am deathly afraid of snakes.
8)I have a yellow, blow-up bunny chair in my room.

3, 5, 6, and 8 are probably true.

Which one is the lie and which are the truths?

I like the show "FRIENDS", I like my school, and I like the show "The Simpsons"

2,3,6, and 8 actually.

I have seen people get murdered.
I love nice, sunny days.
I'm in love.

You don't like sunny days.

I think u seen people muredered, u like sunny days but r not in love.


I am 1/8th black, I have long hair(i am a guy) and I am listening to Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple.

I'm as polish as they get, actually.

Bleep, bloop, and blip.

The whole long hair and you being a guy thing is not true.

*Looks down* wrong, I am a guy and I have long hair. Yes, but I keep it CLEAN.

I am supposely 1/8th black, grandparent told me about a great someone who was black.

I'm going to have to agree with Vollstrecker.