I'm going to prison soon...
 

Goodbye zelaron...

I might not see you all forever :(.

I'll be here though for the next few days till the FBI comes knockin to my door.

Well I'm off to practice not dropping the soap.

:( :( :(

What happened/is happening?

Get caught Trojaning on Ebay?

He stole like 93000 dollars from a paypal account.

Ah. He actually did it?

We told him it would be noticed...

KA's got some links to his auctions in which he used stolen paypal accounts to buy things for outrageos prices.

Ahahaha ninety-three thousand dollars? Guess he deserves it.

you twisted fuck! I hope you don't get raped in prison...but note this! Bring a few cigs in the joint and you may not get passed around often ;)

That wasn't a very smart thing to do. Good luck.

You know... to be perfectly honest. I haven't stopped laughing since I read this.

is this a joke or is this real?

What are you guys talking about?

I never stole anything...

What's a PayPal?

I wonder why this is a triple post...

Get on aim, and tell me the full story -_-

I'm on AIM...


And whoever said I'm going to prisoN?

Pray that you are considered a minor. Youll get a more lenient punishment.

Good point, otherwise you'll get screwed even worse :/

God dammit, why'd i have to post so much...I'm getting tired of editing...

leniant = less. You should be ok then, but still, you should never do that crap...

WooT!

Then I'm FREE!

SCREW YOU FB-FUCKING-I

I didn't say you were free. I could, if i wanted, turn you in right now. However, i'm not. But let me tell you this, you will have to spend some time in jail.

This was all just a DREAAAM!

dude, any one of us can turn you in because you have given us your word about this. Don't forget that. it is only a matter of IP tracing.

Any Mod+ would be able to do it, if you posted in their forum. Not that I think any of us would do it. Also, the police could sub-peona your IP address from Zelaron.

how the fuck did you do that?

I hope you get caught. Just because of that post.

Watch your cornhole. Watch it expand to the size of a watermelon once they finish gangbanging the hell out of your 15 year old hole.
Fucking idiot.

when you think about it, they will be doing that for a few years :/ He is going to be passed around for cigs and they will not indict the prisoners for molesting him :/ If he goes to Juvie, maybe the same prob :/

What's worse.. the idiot that does identity theft..

Or the idiot that TALKS ABOUT ON FORUMS CONSTANTLY?!

*applauds*

Yea, it might not have been the greatest thing to advertise your every attempt on a fairly big internet forum.

dude they going to get you man... they going to get you.... shit You not going to jail but you going to fuck up your record and your not going to get a good job when you grow up then you going to be a fucking poor niggar that fucking live within wealthfair.

References to idiocy are comical.

So is Kaos in jail.

You can't goto jail if you a minor. You will prolly goto juvi or something.

don't matter, you can still have your ass widened in juvie :/

They will probably be lenient on you. Leave us a message from jail.

I hope The Man gets him and gets him good.

well, if there is a possible trial, they could call us as witnesses, and if they did that during a school day, i'd pay them to have me :D j/k but you are so going to be someone's bitch kaos

Cant you go to jail if they refuse to accept you as a minor? I think A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS is the breaking point for this exception... You didn't pass that did you?

He only took 93000.

That's pretty close.

Also, they've been cracking down on a lot of internet crimes.

At 15, to be honest, I'm not sure if they wouldn't try him as an adult.

I doubt he even did it, this was just a poor cry for attention...