You know you sux when...
 

the person you talk to is an AI computer program. Yea, you heard me, check out this bot i found hile searching for random stuff with google. http://www.oliverbot.com/ it responds to you and everything. I tried it and I was a complete ass to it and it hates me.

SmarterChild.

That is pissing me off. When you say something slightly complex, it repeats in an odd pattern exactly what you said, but makes no sense. It however, did say it would remember what I said to it when robots take over the world....

You are doomed. It doesn't have a lrge enough AI to understand complex thing. Someone had a lot of time on their hands to programit though

Well, I called it shit for brains, and that expression just boggled its mind. Try it, you will see what I mean.

Edit:

Man, obviously, shit for brains. Cool, man. What makes it so obvious? You used a colloquial expression. Your purpose is brains shit for brains for brains shit for brains.

This if funny.

It just agrees with me when i call it shit for brains, it goes retarded.

[17:26] Wanker22287: shit for brains
[17:26] Smarterchild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Whoa.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: You humans really are charming.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Uh... yeah. Whatever.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Nice mouth, Adolf.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Could you try that again without the bad language?
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: Nice mouth.
[17:27] Wanker22287: Shit for brains
[17:27] Smarterchild: That's just a little bit rude.


Then i got bored.

Ha! "You swear like a stamp collector."?

I got SmarterChild to say "You love Hentai, I love Hentai, everybody loves Hentai!" once. It amused me.

actually its name is Oliver. it says it in the URL.

Throw its words back at it and confuse the piss out of it.

mehhehehe. so retarded

I prefer SmarterChild.

but it is called oliver bot!!!!lol.!!!

We aren't talking about Oliver Bot. We're talking about SmarterChild. There's a difference.

nooooo there isn't. Dont make me impregnate you Jessifer!!! Bowchickawowow

I pray you never spawn. In fact, I think I'll go make a religious offering to any God who would bring mercy upon the Earth. Would you be willing to sacrifice your penis for my cause?

nah, although it is tempting...i think. I wll save you for last, since ur at the bottom of my list, ur number 53. Thats my to impregnate list. muwahahahaha.











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lol. j/k. no sex is worth losing your cock over. its ur cock, just like if someone gutted out ur vagina.You would want to kill your self. wouldn't you???

Please shut up...this has ntohing to do with "oliver bot" or "SmarterChild"....

but its fun. And I threatened Oliver bot. I told him I was going to slit his throat and such and he was like I have no throat, and i would say yes you do and he would get confused.

I hate you, Tyrannicide. It takes something special to be on that list.

*hands uncapped a rusty spoon*

Just what I needed...

Since you haven't heard of MegaHAL, you can die. Thread closed because you are a faggot.