Ask Arkantis
 

Since I have ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE, ask me questions and I will awnser them in the best way fit.

Beat off a lot?

Alrighty then....

1) How many times have you smoked weed?

2) How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

3) What do you think about the staff at zelaron?

4) What is your biggest fear?

5) How many children are in your family?

6) What kind of music do you listen to?

how many forums did you go to before you joined this one?

Which of the following sentences is true and which is false:

Here it comes...
Beat off alot?
Nope
1) How many times have you smoked weed?
Zip zero
2) How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
One, 2 if you count NAH
3) What do you think about the staff at zelaron?
They are all good I dont have any real problems with any of them I dont think I have ever complained
4) What is your biggest fear?
Anything on this site.... www.shootingiron.com/chamber/church/church.htm
5) How many children are in your family?
3
6) What kind of music do you listen to?
Anything
how many forums did you go to before you joined this one?
Originally 0
Which of the following sentences is true and which is false:
I choose to awnser as I see fit and I say that they are both wrong :mad:

Boring answers.

Do you ever think about commiting suicide?
Do you get made fun of a lot?
Do you get bad grades?
What's the most fun experience you've ever had?
Who's that ugly kid in your avatar?

Do you ever think about commiting suicide?
A couple of times
Do you get made fun of a lot?
No
Do you get bad grades?
In 2 classes (math and comp)
What's the most fun experience you've ever had?
Apalos Chariot (bush gardens virgina)
Who's that ugly kid in your avatar?
Me Ya basterd

Incorrect.

Not a question.

Is the correct answer "Purple", RS?

Anywho, Arkantis. Is your name Nick? You look like a Nick...

Looks more like a "Dan" to me.

Actually he's correct. As he said before, "I choose to awnser as I see fit and I say that they are both wrong"

Therefore, he is correct. If you care to debate relativity then create a new thread so I may prove you wrong.

How far did you get with your girlfriend?

Thanks for the link, i need it for a book i'm writing (gross/horror story)

My question is, what turns you on?

Nevermind.

Edited by Sovereign

Well damn it i dont want to see it RS -_-

Is your name Nick?
NO, Jacob (don’t you ppl remember me)
How far did you get with your girlfriend?
I was in grade school, not far.
What truns me on?
Girls either full built of petite I also like pale skin and black hair

fine, since Sovy thought the last question was weird, Have you ever had visions of evil things destroying the world? (I answered yes to this before)

For comedy reasons mostly I have added a picture of Hand of Heaven (Top) and Me (Bottom)

(Sorry to dubble post)
Enjoy

Yea, didnt know anyone didnt.

Ouch, it looks like between this incident and trying to merge the two "ask me" threads RS is 2/2 in poor judgement calls. what a cool mod.

to stay on topic

What does 1+1 equal?

1+1=2 In most cases but usually it is used in some sexual context so it either equals 2 to 18 I dont know how many babys ppl are haveing at at time now.

And my question is: WTF are you talking about? Usually it's used in some sexual context? Not in my math class.

Heh. 1 man + 1 woman = However many babies they decide to have.

Anywho. Favorite color?

Lol or that.

1) what is your preference, Pepsi or Coke

THE QUESTION OF THE CENTURY LADIES AND GENTS

I pick
Jack Daniels {sic} pepsi




(with jack daniels)

Aren't you underage?

Pft since whene has age ever stopped YOU from doing anything. It sure as hell hasnt stopped me any.

1.) Do you sleep naked?
2.) Do you beat off to chicks in your dreams?
3.) Do you ever dream of killing people?
4.) Do you look at porno and beat off while someone is in your house?
5.) Do you read german?
^^ ^^

Why does everyone seem to be fantasizing about Ark pounding the pud? I can understand asking questions. Hell, I can ever understand asking a question of this nature I suppose... Several? Wtf?

Some people are curious.

Because they want to know if they are normal with their actions probably... This thread kinda sucks, mainly because these answers aren't witty, funny, or clever in any way, shape, or form. Someone like Raziel, Grav, or Robotic need to make one of these threads for it to be interesting.

Anywho. Favorite color?
Black
Aren't you underage?
Yes
1.) Do you sleep naked?
No
2.) Do you beat off to chicks in your dreams?
NO
3.) Do you ever dream of killing people?
Often
4.) Do you look at porno and beat off while someone is in your house?
Never
5.) Do you read German?
NO
Why does this thread exist.
Why don’t your questions have a question marks at the end? And because I made it.

Do you find Lady Bugs sexy? (directed at both of you)

Staying on the topic of homoerotic questions:

Whats the wierdest thing you've ever beat off to?

How long is your dub?

Wanna chunnel?

Uhm, I just find that creepy as fuck :o But i'm more psychotic than DFD is, and more disturbing. But I find it sick.

I really think the weirdest thing i ever beat off to was a woman screwing a snake (dude, i was drunk :( And yes, I drank behind my mom's back, but only that one time, i was semi-aware of what happened)

Why does it matter how long it is? If you aren't my sex partner (wife) than it isn't your business.

Uhm, chunneling is bad for my heart. >.> <.<

1) what is your age?
2) what is your grade in school?
3) Did you reallu jack off to a woman fucking a snake....?
4) why did you do that?
5) you know that god looks down on you for masturbating?

I am 16
I am a Sophomore
No I didn't, I just really didn't have anything to say about weird jacking off
I didn't (I have had alcohol, but never been drunk)
Yes I know, but usually I'm sorry and I end up going to confession anyway :(

How hard must it be to confess to a holy man that you jack off?

Very fucking hard :cry: Dude, I try to be good, but yeah, I'm trying to not jack off. But humans screw up, just get back on and try again.

I don't want to hear about the lives of losers. If I did, I'd go read one of D3V's past posts. You guys are above this [or maybe not]. FFS, close this.