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Raziel 2004-02-19 07:09 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen!
 
Well, considering that this thread was lost with all the others, I'm re-creating it! You will all suffer with me!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with the most horrendous sexual act in the history of mankind!

I give you CHUNNELING!

Second post from the top.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1974&p=4

THIS IS NOT A PICTURE, JUST A GROSS POST ON ANOTHER FORUM.

LiveWire 2004-02-19 07:57 AM

Your a sick fuck for even making me read that. :weird:

Grav 2004-02-19 10:29 AM

Suddenly, the reason for naming the tunnel between Britian and France "Chunnel" is crystal clear.

Jessifer 2004-02-19 10:46 AM

Haha! That's great! I love this tread. :D

Dan XIII 2004-02-19 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raziel
Well, considering that this thread was lost with all the others, I'm re-creating it! You will all suffer with me!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with the most horrendous sexual act in the history of mankind!

I give you CHUNNELING!

Second post from the top.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1974&p=4

THIS IS NOT A PICTURE, JUST A GROSS POST ON ANOTHER FORUM.

i posted in this thread when you made it before.I already knew most gay people are really messed up the way they act and what they do is weird too.My brother better not chunnel or I will kick his ass.That is just wrong no matter who you are or where you are from.

Ganga 2004-02-19 11:34 AM

so your brother is gay hu..... interesting

Kuja`s #1 2004-02-19 01:22 PM

I'm gonna be sick.....

HandOfHeaven 2004-02-19 01:24 PM

Should i even bother reading it?

LiveWire 2004-02-19 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandOfHeaven
Should i even bother reading it?

Ya, im sure you would enjoy it

Dan XIII 2004-02-19 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandOfHeaven
Should i even bother reading it?

if you haven't read it yet don't read it.It is nasty and that post would have been deleted by me if I was an administrator of that forum.

Jessifer 2004-02-19 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan XIII
if you haven't read it yet don't read it.It is nasty and that post would have been deleted by me if I was an administrator of that forum.

Aw, but I think it's incredibly educational! It should be taught to the masses!...With doggy bags included. ^_^

Titusfied 2004-02-19 02:25 PM

That is... disturbing... After reading the first post about gay sex, I shouldn't even have continued, for I knew it could only go in the wrong direction. That's a fucking sin, and I will have this thread haunting my dreams forever...

Dan XIII 2004-02-19 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessifer
Aw, but I think it's incredibly educational! It should be taught to the masses!...With doggy bags included. ^_^

I forgot to mention that I have a problem.If I kick my brother's ass for chunneling the other guy's crap would fly out onto my foot.No,this shouldn't be taught to anybody.

Vollstrecker 2004-02-19 02:28 PM

Thanks for saving me some money Raz, I'm not hungry anymore...

HandOfHeaven 2004-02-19 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan XIII
if you haven't read it yet don't read it.It is nasty and that post would have been deleted by me if I was an administrator of that forum.

Too late i read it and puked on my keyboard. I just got it cleaand sanatized.

Dan XIII 2004-02-19 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by HandOfHeaven
Too late i read it and puked on my keyboard. I just got it cleaand sanatized.

I wish I could have warned you before you read it,then you wouldn't have puked on your keyboard.

Kuja`s #1 2004-02-19 02:41 PM

I think "heaven" saw it, the heaven's would slip into chaos.

RoboticSilence 2004-02-19 02:42 PM

Somehow my post disappeared, but I remember it being something about killing Raziel for inflicting this pain upon me.

Kuja`s #1 2004-02-19 02:46 PM

What mode do you view threads with?

RoboticSilence 2004-02-19 03:19 PM

Linear, of course.

Jamesadin 2004-02-19 04:25 PM

This would be the second-grossest form of sex I have heard on Zelaron. The first would be the one presented to us, called felching, or something like that by Viciousmilitia, who is now banned. I shall not bring it up, it was that discusting. :O

HandOfHeaven 2004-02-19 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesadin
This would be the second-grossest form of sex I have heard on Zelaron. The first would be the one presented to us, called felching, or something like that by Viciousmilitia, who is now banned. I shall not bring it up, it was that discusting. :O

Good. Keep it to yourself. And damn you raziel, it took awhile to clean the puke off my keyboard.

Sovereign 2004-02-19 09:20 PM

http://www.zelaron.com/forum/showthr...light=felching

Quote:

Originally Posted by viciousmillitia
good boy.......FUCK TACO X he is a bastard that loves to suck on his moms dildo after she ass fucks herself with it......then he robs a gay porn shop and gets busted...but he really did it on purpose so he could goto prison and be someone's bitch and get butt raped......cause he loves to felch with the other in mates....(for those of you who don't know what felching is, it's where someone fucks someone else in the ass, cums in their ass, goes down, puts their lips on the asshole, and sucks the cum back out along with shit and whatever else is in there, goes back up and french kisses the other person and puts the shitcum in their mouth then they swallow it) taco is the kinda guy that would be the one swallowing it.......p.s. go fuck yourself tacoX

Enjoy.

HandOfHeaven 2004-02-19 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sovereign

OH good god thats disgusting. worse than chunneling

Jessifer 2004-02-19 09:29 PM

First it scared me, and then I gagged a little, and then it intrigued me...and then I laughed my ass off.

HandOfHeaven 2004-02-19 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessifer
First it scared me, and then I gagged a little, and then it intrigued me...and then I laughed my ass off.

yeah, well you loved that site raziel posted.

Sovereign 2004-02-19 09:33 PM

I being the lifeless bastard i am found pics of it!! Wanker22287 is my a.i.m. i.m. me if you would like to see. Its fucking funny.

Titusfied 2004-02-19 09:34 PM

These are things that should never be presented to unsuspecting people... I would like to transport back in time and forget all this ever happened...

zagggon 2004-02-19 09:37 PM

To bad you cant Titus, just wanted to let you know.

Jessifer 2004-02-19 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sovereign
I being the lifeless bastard i am found pics of it!! Wanker22287 is my a.i.m. i.m. me if you would like to see. Its fucking funny.

You meanie. :( First you tricked me into looking at a picture of a disected penis, and then you tricked me into looking at a picture of that! Now I wanna hurl my Ramen! The idea of it was funny, but the picture is sickening!

THANKS A LOT! >:(



...Still <3 though.

Dan XIII 2004-02-19 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessifer
You meanie. :( First you tricked me into looking at a picture of a disected penis, and then you tricked me into looking at a picture of that! Now I wanna hurl my Ramen! The idea of it was funny, but the picture is sickening!

THANKS A LOT! >:(



...Still <3 though.

I accidentally looked at a picture of that Sovereign sent me.He just put a link and I followed it.NASTY

Titusfied 2004-02-19 11:11 PM

He sent me that link as well. I didn't look at it though, and I will now hunt him down and murder him... :weird:

Kuja`s #1 2004-02-19 11:16 PM

Make it SLOW.......!

Senesia 2004-02-19 11:27 PM

I hate this thread.

EDIT:
I don't remember if I've said anything like "I like all of Raziel's posts," but if I had, I am so taking it back.

Kuja`s #1 2004-02-19 11:35 PM

This thread is intended for the lowest level of degenerates and uncivilized people. You sen, are neither(on Zel anyways) Which means you would naturally feel an extreme animosity to it.


I have a good vocab, just can't spell or type.

Titusfied 2004-02-19 11:44 PM

Who compliments themselves after their own post?

Kuja`s #1 2004-02-19 11:49 PM

I didn't mean it as a compliment. I meant it as it sounded. I know lots of big words, I just can't spell worth a shit.

Titusfied 2004-02-19 11:52 PM

Well, it sounded like you were complimenting yourself... Hence...

I'm a super genius at detecting people's fault, and I'm God.

Kuja`s #1 2004-02-19 11:55 PM

I am far from a super genius or God. I hope to be a genius someday, but even that hope is very doubtful.



Why are we discussing this?

Senesia 2004-02-20 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titusfied
I'm a super genius at detecting people's fault, and I'm God.

We know that.


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