The neverending story
 

Ok all you have to do is follow up on what the last person said ...
Pls dont post stupid shit
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Once upon a time when dragons ruled the earth, the pope called out for a hero..... he was ....

nowhere to be found until one day, a wanderer walked into a small town...

he was wearing a black rope that covered his face and he carried a large sword in his back..

...and his name was...

PozerPunk!

His muscules were huge, but his.... wasn't :(

-PozerPunk (Heh, you know)

nah thats a gay name

his name was Xan. :)

and he was looking to get laid...

then he found himself an old fat lady who charges free...he felt

her large flabby breasts...and he took pleasure in it...

Just then PozerPunk, a.k.a. Xan, realized that it wasn't an old lady at all...but a feared DRAGON!!!

So quickly he...

-PozerPunk (Ahhh a dragon!)

whipped it out, and beat the dragon over the head with it, except.....

took out his sword and *inserted* it ont he dragon's mouth, just after realizing it wasnt the dragon's mouth it was the whore-lady's vagina he left and went on his quest.....

unfortuantly, the old lady had plenty of STDs, so his member began to burn. ohh... the pain....

So he cut it off to prevent spreading. ANYWAYS, he was heading towards the dragons keep, when...

He noticed that he had gotten crabs and herpes.

Poor man, so he quickly rushed over to Alkor, the potion maker, to make him a potion so that he could get better...

-PozerPunk (Heal me Alkor)

He drank the potion and continued on the way to the dragons keep.

where he found a magical...

Ring! (LOTR!) lol j/k



he found a magical staff, named...

Shakira!

Then he took the staff and proceeded to...

-PozerPunk (Ummm)

Head up the mountain when he was ambushed by...

the deepest depths of the dragons cave

just when he noticed....

that his sword was flashing, then he went deeper in to the cave and it became darker and darker each step he took when suddenly.......

A group of giant green monkeys that danced like this:

:jump:

So he cautiously...

-PozerPunk (Darn monkeys)

raped each monkey. After that he...

swap his sword around their necks

and killed them all. He got bored and continued on his way, he was a branch off, looked dangerous... he debated which path to choose...

He invoked the spirit of the jedi to guide him and to choose the right path then he went to the RIGHT, with sword in hand and shield ready he slowly moved trhu the dark cave until a flame was shot and he quickly blocked it with his shield

He realized it was a minor dragon, and quickly slain it with his sword. He was feeling weak so he ate some flesh. After that he...

continued along untill he found a giant castle, which contained....

when he was in the castle's bridge he saw it belonged to a witch sorceress and her young daughter which was standing in a window, the knight fell in love for her.........when the witch sorceress saw him she imprisoned him in a magical prison..

but the witches daguhter broke him out and they had wild goat secks... after that

...she gave birth to lots of little goats...

And named them all PozerPunk I, PozerPunk II, PozerPunk III, PozerPunk IV...etc.

-PozerPunk (Goats are fun)

But then a really big dragon came flying while they were dancing in the roof of the castle and took the princess in his claws and took off flying to the east, the sorceress tried to shoot the dragon down with magical spells but she failed, the sorceress apologized to the knight and then she magically coverted his armor,shield and sword ..... then she told him he must find her daughter and if he did he could marry her

Hey pozer could you pls stop posting that crap? if your not gonna be serious then dont mes up the story

Crap? Excuse me?

SOME of us around here consider it "lyrical genius".

:p

Just kiddin with ya man, no prob, I'll cut the BS. :D

Continue on now, heh.

-PozerPunk (Meanie)

Ok lets keep going

...summoned a large eagle for the knight to travel on in search of the Princess.

As the knight was in pursuit of the dragon, he appeared to be getting shot at from below him. He was astonished when he looked down and saw...

-PozerPunk (What did he see?)

Orcs were trhwoing javalins and arrows to him, one of the arrows hit the eagle's claw and it made a jump so quick that the knight fell.....

why would they THROW arrows... lol


but, he was falling soo fast, but an old friend he hadn't seen for awhile, a Wiccan, saved him using a levitation spell. Wiccan set him down...

...and told him a long story about how he could find the ability to use magic.

So the knight searched deep within himself for 5 days, and finally, on the 6th day, he began to feel something strange...something new...

-PozerPunk (What could it be? Magic perhaps?)

He felt the princess hearth and decided to leave his wiccan friend and search for his girl...........

He wandered alone from sea to mountains until finally one day...