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Raziel 2004-01-04 04:26 AM

Worst Physical Pain
 
What's the worst physical pain you've ever endured?

I don't have a particularly grisly occasion, but I do have a small collection of agonizing moments. I've been hit square in the face with a golf club (a driver, to be exact), I've nearly sliced the tip of my finger of in an electric hedgetrimmer and I've rubbed cayenne [sp?] pepper into both eyes.

Sovereign 2004-01-04 04:38 AM

Gotta be when i maced myself in the face when i was younger. Quite a funny story.

undeadzombieguy 2004-01-04 04:48 AM

I can endure quite alot of pain so the most painfull thing I endured was in my childhood, I was playing on a playing rack with a ladder and some sort of fence ontop. I slipped from the stairs but my hand+lower arm got stuck between the fence and the ladder, so my body spinned 360 degrees but my hand and lower arm stayed at the same place causing my left elbow to be completely fractured and ripped :cry:

sheerx 2004-01-04 06:18 AM

Most painful moment would have to be when I was sprayed with pepper spray... (again those infamous cayenne peppers)

Chruser 2004-01-04 06:50 AM

I've experienced the pepper-in-eyes thing myself. I experienced pain in my nose, too, from it. Hmm, once, I ran really fast down a hill on this road with sloppy asphalt with small, sharp rocks literally glued to it. Not a nice thing to fall on, and of course, that's what I did, and slid over them about a yard and a half before I stopped. I got my knees, elbows and hip pretty badly fucked up from that, and got big holes in my jeans.

Tyrannicide 2004-01-04 08:29 AM

In gym class someone running in my direction while i was doing a front flip and when I stood up, bam their shoulder smashed me right head on with my nose. don't ask me how that worked.
When i bang my knee against something thye wrong way, it starts to throb(throbing pain sucks the worst) and over nite my leg is either straight out or bent in and so in the morning when i try to move it it is like someone taking a sledge hammer to my knee.*The Pain*

undeadzombieguy 2004-01-04 09:32 AM

One time a guy after goofing around fell with his balls on a rail (like u see in those skater movies sometimes)
One of his balls popped INSIDE his body :S and got stuck there. he got surgery to remove it, now he's called 1 ball Bert :haha:

!King_Amazon! 2004-01-04 10:05 AM

I did pretty much the same thing as chruser, except on a bike. I flipped once and the bike landed on me, I stopped on a speed bump, and the bike chain holder thingies at holes in the back of my leg kinda like chainsaw would. There were about 5 consecutive little strips, getting deeper and deeper as you went up(deepest one was about an inch or an inch and a half or so.)

Grav 2004-01-04 10:12 AM

Having a catheter in and then people bump into it repeatedly. Even on anaesthetic that shit hurts like crazy.

Demosthenes 2004-01-04 10:35 AM

Hmm...thankfully I haven't experienced anything too painful. My most painful experiences would have to be getting my foot run over by a car and getting my hand slammed in a car door.

DaFrigginDoctah 2004-01-04 10:49 AM

Bah, years of being suicidal and self mutilation, plus playing football and street basketball nearly every day, has given me a high tolerance for pain...

So I dunno. Maybe when I was walking across a crosswalk, and this idiot decided red lights meant nothing... He slammed on his brakes a few seconds too late, and the car's protruding hood ornament hit me in my kidney.
Even that wasn't that bad, though.

Adrenachrome 2004-01-04 10:52 AM

Of all my broken bones, cuts and brushes with cans of mace, and a .22cal bullet in my u pper jaw, something so simple caused me more pain than I have ever experianced;

I was putting office furniture together on a rainy day, and I was having trouble putting the desktop on one of the desks...

It's hard to explain but the desktop dropped into place with my index fingernail aimed right for the supports, it was tiny jusst the corner of a desk drawer thing.. anyway it went into my fingernail and made a little 'v' and folded the tip of the v under the rest of the nail, surgery to get the bullet out was quite harsh also.

Titusfied 2004-01-04 10:55 AM

What's up 50?

Not too much painful shit in my life... I guess my toe nail getting slipped off while moving a chest in my basement kinda hurt...

Grav 2004-01-04 10:56 AM

Who the hell shot you?

I guess I could add post-surgery walking. Well, one time in particular. God, it was harsh. During one of the physical theraphy sessions, my scar started bleeding and was about to gash. I had to go into surgery again to open it, drain it, and then the process restarted.

I might add that having 40 huge staples taken out isn't too fun. The upside of all the surgery I've had is that needles and blood have no effect on me.

Adrenachrome 2004-01-04 10:59 AM

Some fucking smartass kid that I chilled with back in the day was tryin to rob me for my cd's and weed, fucker..

He pulled out this tiny little pistol and I punched him in the mouth and he let one rip.. The thing that made this one hurt was that I waited over a week to get the bullet removed.

!King_Amazon! 2004-01-04 10:59 AM

Ack, yes, my scars would kinda crack open when they first formed, and that was really painful.

Also, right after the accident, I was laying face down on the floor and my parents were trying to clean out the gashes, my idiot stepfather grabbed some alcohol and started pouring that shit on it and that was probably the most painful part.

Grav 2004-01-04 11:02 AM

Oh, salt in wounds kicks ass too.

I can't believe I forgot.. but.. anyone ever heard of the hotness scale thing? Like hot sauce is somewhere around 150 or 250. I accidentally ate some stuff that was rated like 500,000. My mouth -died.- I nearly passed out from all the nerves in my mouth committing suicide. My mouth felt like it had gotten novicaned for a week after that.

Adrenachrome 2004-01-04 11:11 AM

Yea at carnivals and shit you gotta sign a waver just to taste a drop of it on a chip.

EX-Mania 2004-01-04 12:08 PM

omg TELL ME WHAT THAT IS! i wanna try it!

k.. what happened to me was... well i stepped on a nail once.. dont remember the pain, I broke my arm and theg uy who fell on it to break it layed on it when he didnt know it was broken, while he was laying oon it, it was bent and I was almost literally holding my elbow while he was ontop of it..

I used to crush christimas balls when i was around 4-5 years old... i thought i was strong for doing that, well once the ball crushed in the wrong way and i had a long/fat shard stuck in my hand... alot of blood and my parents didn't even bring me to the hospital to get stitches..

Constipation kills too!!!!... the hard/dry poop @ the end hurts when it comes out.. causes bleeding... that almost hurts more than all these things

RoboticSilence 2004-01-04 12:12 PM

I've had several things happen to me that weren't really very painful at all... I broke my toe, and I didn't even think it was broken because it barely hurt. Wrecked my bike quite a bit and given myself many a scar. I have cats and have had them put their claws through my eyelid (yes, very painful actually because it gets stuck) and cheeks. The things that are the most painful to me though are just those things where you are walking or running around the house and you bump something slightly in the absolute wrong place and it causes pain that is so terribly harsh that it confuses me to think about how it is possible. Also, once I was running up the stairs barefoot and I stepped too close to the next stair and it lifted my toenail up... Christ that hurts for weeks.

p1ng 2004-01-04 01:47 PM

I try to avoid pain, so the worst Ive had (that i can remember) was when Robotic elbowed me in the nose. Hurt for a bloody month.

D3V 2004-01-04 02:10 PM

Welllllll, There was this one time when I was dared / paid to eat 3 habanaro peppers, HOLY SHIT, DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE, I think it IS the hottest pepper in the world, and we had a few of em laying around, So me and muh friends got bored and they paid me 20 bucks to eat 3 of em in one bite, I don't really remember much because as soon as I bit into them, I think I passed out, because the pain was so unbearable.

There was another time when I was a bit younger and I was riding to the store to get candy or something, and I was trying to cross traffic, I waited, waited, and waited , Then FINALLY theres an open spot for me and my bike to dart across, then this ass hole comes flying by in his stupid peice of shit little geo looking thing and the fucker hits my back tire, this catches the bike and I get ejected I think it was offically 33 feet. After I got up the guy told me I was a fucking retard and he pulled it from his car and sped off. My elbow was fractured and the asphault tore up my skin.

Xenn 2004-01-04 02:10 PM

Gettin the shit beat out of me by a black belt.

!King_Amazon! 2004-01-04 02:28 PM

Yes Habaneros are the hottest peppers in the world, I've never tried one myself, but I put habanero sauce in an eye dropper and put it up this dudes nose when he was sleeping once. He didn't like it.

RoboticSilence 2004-01-04 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by p1ng
I try to avoid pain, so the worst Ive had (that i can remember) was when Robotic elbowed me in the nose. Hurt for a bloody month.

It was your own damn fault you silly fool.

Adrenachrome 2004-01-04 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by !King_Amazon!
Yes Habaneros are the hottest peppers in the world, I've never tried one myself, but I put habanero sauce in an eye dropper and put it up this dudes nose when he was sleeping once. He didn't like it.

I use habanero vinegar all the time, sometimes I'll take a pepper out of it and chop it up in the food.

p1ng 2004-01-04 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RoboticSilence
Quote:

Originally Posted by p1ng
I try to avoid pain, so the worst Ive had (that i can remember) was when Robotic elbowed me in the nose. Hurt for a bloody month.

It was your own damn fault you silly fool.

You shouldnt have been spinning about in a crowded area >_<

RoboticSilence 2004-01-04 03:17 PM

I was mocking Paul's dance... and you decided that I was invisible at the moment and walked directly into my elbow.

uncapped 2004-01-04 03:19 PM

I got mugged once in Tijuana, and they fucked me up pretty bad. Then Eddie came along and stole my socks like the poor kid he is.

JohnnyTAE 2004-01-04 03:36 PM

being caught on fire= worse pain...
can't forget them low blows either

Titusfied 2004-01-04 03:40 PM

Whoa, long time TAE... Its funny seeing someone with 3399 posts and 2% activity...

Fire has to be the worst. That happen to you though? If so where and what degrees?

quikspy67 2004-01-04 03:40 PM

I got my head cut open when an huge ice ball landed on my head.

JohnnyTAE 2004-01-04 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Titusfied
Whoa, long time TAE... Its funny seeing someone with 3399 posts and 2% activity...

Fire has to be the worst. That happen to you though? If so where and what degrees?


I dunno the degrees but yeah I got burned hella bad still got the scar on my arm some kids was playing with some firework shit and burning the sulfur or what ever it was, well I was all standing next too them and that shit poped all over the place and got my chest and arm. I got the shit off my chest quick just burned a hole in my shirt but the shit on my arm just melted into it man burnt the shirt (which caught on fire) then it melted into my arm then the meat before I was able to dig the little embers out which burned my fingers the whole time. Never seen ne professionals for it though just took the pain and let it heal naturally which may have been a bad decision but that shit is all healed now and that's what you gotta do with no insurance :grin:

Adrenachrome 2004-01-04 03:50 PM

That's gangster like me O_o

But good to see y ou post again TAE

JohnnyTAE 2004-01-04 04:30 PM

sup adrena, should say worse injury not worse pain cuz even though that hurt a lot it's nothing compared to some of the injurys ppl run into.

RoboticSilence 2004-01-04 04:32 PM

Getting your head blown up by a 120mm cannon would be a serious injury but I bet it wouldn't hurt much.

p1ng 2004-01-04 05:04 PM

OH it would hurt plenty, just not for very long.

Eddie_Perez 2004-01-04 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by uncapped
I got mugged once in Tijuana, and they fucked me up pretty bad. Then Eddie came along and stole my socks like the poor kid he is.

That'll teach ya!

Jamesadin 2004-01-04 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by quikspy67
I got my head cut open when an huge ice ball landed on my head.

Haha, I was there for that. That kid was a fucking idiot.

Anyways, I broke my wrist once, plus gettin gnails pulled back hurts like hell. Hmm, Ive been sacked many-o-time, some much worse than others. But the worst pain ever, has to come from the numerous road-rash incidents which I have had.

Oh, and sup Johnny. :D

Jessifer 2004-01-04 11:12 PM

Huh. I got beaten in the face by a 20+ year old man when I was 12 while he raped me. On the left side of my face. I think it was around 4 or 5 times. Nearly broke my jaw, but I didn't pass out. The bruise was fugly days later. It turned a nasty shade of green/yellow. Yeah...I could go into more details about that night, but I won't.

Not-so-subtle change of topic:

I fell off of a ladder a couple years ago feet first onto cement from 18 feet up. Nearly broke my knee, and my back. Ended up having just liquid in my knee, and it was a bitch to try and move it for a couple days. They didn't even give me any painkillers. Bastard Doctors. Bah!

And something I hear that's painful...Childbirth. Heh. My sister-in-law said it's kinda like trying to piss a grapefruit.

Hoo! That sounds FUN


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