A chat with .... slaynish
 

Well, i've got some advice, if your thinking about iming slaynish for no good reason, reconsider

Aim 1s Gay: Lol, your activity lvl is 7%

slaynish: where?

Aim 1s Gay: on Zel

slaynish: hey rena, how can i shoot cum like those guys in the porno movies? i see guys shoot that shit onto the girls face from a good 4 feet away..i wanna learn how to shoot my load like peter north..tell me wat i should doEasy

Aim 1s Gay: ....wtf

slaynish: Kegels for Men or (Stop and Go)
Get some lube, and begin to masturbate in your favorite position — but right before you ejaculate, STOP! Put your hands down, or put them behind your head, so you don't ejaculate. Let your erection get just a little soft, and then start again, and once again, right before you ejaculate, STOP. If you do this at least four times, not only will it prolong your session greatly, it will make you ejaculate a lot more semen.

slaynish: Dearest Rena,
what can i do to make the little soldier bigger?

slaynish: If you pay a plastic surgeon several thousand dollars, your penis can become fatter, but not really longer. And you know what? That's really the only method of penis enlargement that works. Everything else — particularly pills sold through magazines and the Internet — is a scam, aimed at malekind's #1 biggest insecurity. Some devices involving suction or vacuum can actually injure your penis.
Instead of trying to change it, learn to accept your penis exactly the way it is. It's amazing how much incredible pleasure it can provide.

Aim 1s Gay: your retarted

Aim 1s Gay: Im gonna post this on zel, go look in the chat forum

slaynish: lol

slaynish: i dont care

slaynish: this is kick fucking ass!

Aim 1s Gay: lol

slaynish: Semen is mostly water with the rest made of sugars and some protein (it's essentially nonfat). I'd estimate about 10 calories — maybe a little more. So hogwash on all those things you hear about swallowing semen. But remember, most health practitioners consider swallowing semen an act of unsafe sex. Even though it won't get you pregnant, it can transmit STDs.
Aim 1s Gay: I'm not even gonna read that, the first word is semem, ...

slaynish: lol
Aim 1s Gay: Your too young to be reading about this kinda stuff
slaynish: its about what semen is made of

Aim 1s Gay: lol

Haha, he got that from Jackinworld, I've been there. Great place.

What the... FUCK!?!

Lol I was wondering what the hell he started spamming to me....

no, i got it from http://www.zipperfish.com/members/askrena.html


the acct is lick the pass is the fish, lick/thefish take a look its good stuffs ^_^

Its changed my life...

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK!! THE PEOPLE WHO SUBBED EPISODE 37 OF THIS YU YU HAKUSHO ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!!! THEY'VE CALLED KURAMA AT LEAST 5 DIFFERENT NAMES, AND CALL HIEI KURAMA AND VICE VERSA, AND ALL THE CHARACTERS SEEM TO BE TALKING TO NOBODY ABOUT.. NOTHING!!!

15 WORDS IS JUST 'HIEI!!'

'NANI' IS 'YOU WILL DIE!!'

IM sorry to hear that

I didn't realize how immature some people can really be....especially someone like graviton

or should I say



TUBBY

You made this thread, D3V.

That just adds on to the idiocy.

Gj tubby.

Well, I always thought Slaynish was gay but this just confirms it.

Hah, nah I dun think he is, just confused ......

Slaynish is a tubby kid, you talking about him?:D

Grav is tubby too.

Ok I cannot help myself, Slaynish is fat, FAT!!!!

He's 11 or 12, who cares... what's sick is when people are fat during highschool...

thats why grav is homeschooled

Because he can't make real friends and has to go online to talk to his 'real' friends.

I bet he lives in a fantasy world far far away from reality where hentai is abundant....how lame

Are you kidding? Slaynish is not worthy of a place like that.

Ugh, this almost ranks among the 10 worst threads on the board.

I hate you all.

agreed.

Both of you are way out of your league here.

A) I'm not homeschooled, dumbass. I don't know why you would think I am. Wait, actually, it's because you never have any idea of what you're talking about. Silly me.

B) K-R, the only pic of yourself you ever supplied had the words "warez forever" written on it. If that doesn't scream loser, then I don't know what does. D3V, I suppose.


I'm not going to get mad at either of you, because I realize that you both require special needs. I take pity on you both. Silly me.