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Kuja`s #1 2003-11-15 06:54 PM

Gay Porn.....ugh!!!
 
Girls watch it? Its revolting!! The thought of it...:shivers: I was listening to the radio and they called women and ask them if they like it. 13/18 women they questioned said they do. :BARFXINFINITY!!:


Well, what's the most disgusting thing you've heard within the last week?

Grav 2003-11-15 06:56 PM

The Most disgusting thing

Kuja`s #1 2003-11-15 06:58 PM

I'm gonna ask you to give me a clue of what the link is to. Please...?

Hades-Knight 2003-11-15 07:25 PM

one of your dipshit threads..

!King_Amazon! 2003-11-15 07:50 PM

The one where you said you were gonna start posting more.

Jessifer 2003-11-15 07:57 PM

Note: Girls like gay porn for the same reasons guys like lesbian porn.

-=Rico-GP=- 2003-11-15 08:48 PM

is that really true?

KagomJack 2003-11-15 08:50 PM

yes and no. I know plenty of guys who dislike lesbian porn (I am against lesbianism) and plenty of girls who dislike gay porn. But there are those individuals who like gay porn (women) and lesbian porn (guys).

Jessifer 2003-11-15 08:52 PM

And then there's me. I like both, but I prefer Gay.

Demosthenes 2003-11-15 08:58 PM

Gay porn sickens me...but than again im a guy.

Lesbian porn on the other hand is great.

RaZ 2003-11-15 10:22 PM

Yes, lesbian porn is only good if the one lesbian is using a strap-on, on the other girl, or their using the double sided dildo

Eddie_Perez 2003-11-15 10:42 PM

Yeah, you just cant possibly watch it without a dong sticking out in there can ya?

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-11-15 11:10 PM

I have an ex-girlfriend who watched gay porn with her friends (her male friends were gay)... It was disgusting. She told me a story about one once... She said this guy was sorting through him and his lover's dildos, organizing them and said "Honey, one of our dildos is missing..." So the other guy bends over and says "Why dont you come and look for it?", so he walks over there, sticks his arm (not just his hand, but his fucking arm) up the dude's ass, and pulls, what she proclaimed to be, a 'huge fucking dildo' out of his ass.
I almost fucking barfed while she was telling all of us the story. I almost fucking barfed writing this shit. *Shudders*... *Puts on Girls Gone Wild*

Ahhhhhh.

!King_Amazon! 2003-11-15 11:20 PM

That took guts, man.

Eddie_Perez 2003-11-15 11:24 PM

Wow, you guys seem to be psycologically.... weak.

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-11-15 11:59 PM

Eddie_Perez:
Do you know what you're talking about?

Eddie_Perez 2003-11-16 12:10 AM

NO, but I felt like saying that... you just overeact... I really hope you're not that weak... "they told me about something nasty and I fainted *wipes sweat off head in a supagay way*"

J_iceman 2003-11-16 09:22 AM

i ask my g/f the same question; why do you like gay porn, she was quiet

i said to her, i like lezbo scenes because both show femininity, both can be soft and just kiss. but with guys, if they as "soft" then they are just gay (i forgot how i explained myself) but i explained myself really well, ....i think she is thinking about having a threesome with me and her best friend sara !!!
she said she doesnt know, she might be ready maybe early next year

Grav 2003-11-16 09:30 AM

She's already boinking with Sara. All you have to do is unsuspiciously set up an elaborate system of cameras in both their houses!

undeadzombieguy 2003-11-16 10:33 AM

most disgusting thing I saw this week was that 2 of the most ugly and smelly ppl on my school where making out in the middle of the fucking hall

KagomJack 2003-11-16 10:39 AM

you guys prove too many points about men. No wonder women think that we are more inferior. Every few seconds...SEX!

Demosthenes 2003-11-16 10:49 AM

I was on an elevator one time at a hotel. It was me, 2 men, and this woman...and the 2 men just started making out right there. I was just like omg and the woman like stopped the elevator on the next floor and we both got out...lol

KagomJack 2003-11-16 11:01 AM

I know a lot of guys who pretend to be gay just so people will leave them alone. I do that every now and than. I'm not really a people person at school.

J_iceman 2003-11-17 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
She's already boinking with Sara. All you have to do is unsuspiciously set up an elaborate system of cameras in both their houses!

oh she loves me so much she plans to go bi for me, and yes i already have a wireless camera that hooks up on a 9 volt battery :-P cost me 400 bucks for that piece and i am going to use that sucker!!

Eddie_Perez 2003-11-17 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KagomJack
I know a lot of guys who pretend to be gay just so people will leave them alone. I do that every now and than. I'm not really a people person at school.

Aha.... thats what I do, but not in public... when a friend is pissing me off and wont get off my puter I put my hand on his knee, and he gets all jumpy and runs away... quite funny.:rolleyes:

Grav 2003-11-17 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J_iceman
Quote:

Originally Posted by GravitonSurge
She's already boinking with Sara. All you have to do is unsuspiciously set up an elaborate system of cameras in both their houses!

oh she loves me so much she plans to go bi for me, and yes i already have a wireless camera that hooks up on a 9 volt battery :-P cost me 400 bucks for that piece and i am going to use that sucker!!

Sure she's doing it for you? If you're not careful she'll turn lesbo.

timmay1113 2003-11-17 03:03 PM

2 guys... totally disgusting quite frankly... but 2 women... thats another story ... hehe

Demosthenes 2003-11-17 03:16 PM

well put there T

!King_Amazon! 2003-11-17 03:46 PM

You can't simply "go bi."

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-11-17 04:01 PM

I think you just aren't pleasing her, so she agreed to "go bi", though she already feels lesbian tendecies.

KagomJack 2003-11-17 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie_Perez
Quote:

Originally Posted by KagomJack
I know a lot of guys who pretend to be gay just so people will leave them alone. I do that every now and than. I'm not really a people person at school.

Aha.... thats what I do, but not in public... when a friend is pissing me off and wont get off my puter I put my hand on his knee, and he gets all jumpy and runs away... quite funny.:rolleyes:

the thing is, I only do it so people will think that i'd be after them so they end up not talking to me. So I get my peace and quiet. Frankly, I think that people about my age are very immature and I don't care to waste time on them until they act mature. (I don't say this because I feel I'm better than they are, but because, they really are immature. Stay with me a day and you'd agree)

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-11-17 04:21 PM

Part of being mature is accepting people for what they are, and looking past their flaws. Not just "concerning yourself" with people who meet your standards.

Grav 2003-11-17 06:00 PM

There is this kid on my bus that smells like a cesspool. Dig: I was walking up the stairs of the tech building as he walked down. When I reached the middle of the second set of stairs, I got smacked by a whiff of huge B.O. Then when he was on the bus he sat the seat behind me, myself and the girl next to me were almost vomiting. Then he got up to move and the entire place smelled like it just got shat on from the air he moved around. There's NO WAY I'm 'accepting' someone who DOESN'T SHOWER.

J_iceman 2003-11-17 06:46 PM

I think THAT should be in the "people who should be dead" thread O_o

Eddie_Perez 2003-11-17 08:48 PM

Yes, I can't handle people with poor hygine... and I can definitely not stand chicks with poor hygine... I can't stand shitty teeth either, god it just sickens me to see someone with yellow/deformed(not decent) teeth...

KagomJack 2003-11-17 08:51 PM

apparently, you haven't been to England or the South :D -this message comes from a Southern Boy :D

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-11-17 09:31 PM

Oh, definately. Showering and deoderant is a must! Also I agree with Eddie_Perez on the teeth thing, which is why I dont date smokers.

Jessifer 2003-11-17 09:36 PM

...What does any of this have to do with Gay Porn? :confused:

DaFrigginDoctah 2003-11-17 09:44 PM

Dont bring it back to THAT, young lady.

Jessifer 2003-11-17 09:49 PM

Then why not make a different thread to talk about turn-offs? Just trying to be sensible...


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