50 things to do before u get old
 

Mine are all bad things.. iwant to be a badguy kinda.. not bad but devious.. I dont have 50 but id like u to all help me out and let me do it.

1: Go to a fair and go to every stall and trow out the toilet paper inside the bowl so that people cant wipe.

2: Go to a photo booth and stick a sex logo onto the camera.. a shillouette of people having sex so when people get their pictures theyre covered by sexed up shadows :p

3: Do something sexual in public... infront of everybody

4: streak

5: put peanut butter over a toilet seat in public

6: Shit in a towel and hide it behind a toilet seat so it smells =/

7: Super glue locks on a few cars in the same parking lot

8: Hide in a garbage when the garbageman comes, pop out and scare the shit out of him

9: fart in a very crowded place a few times in the same day

10: *probably wont do but still funnny* shit my pants and walk to crowded places.. would be funny but... prolly not gotta get guts first

11: Pretend not to speak a certain language and buy something at the store without laughing

12: Pretend to be retarded and not speak right.. forcing people to say ''What?'' at everything i say


think of more?

13: fart in one of yoru deans faces

Get married + have kids.

piss in a tub of punch/wopp

come on guys. pool full of green jello!

17. Take a water gun fill it up with piss and squirt it at people.

18. Sledgehammer + Honda Civic. Nuff said.

19. Kill all the squirrels.

20. Kill rusher

(200th post)

21.Kill p1ng

22. Jump off a building and live.

24. on halloween, crap on someones door step, but cover it with leaves...then watch and wait!

25 -
- Join an orgy.

26 -
- (For guys) Experience Gay Sex.
- (For girls) Experience Lesbian Sex.

27 Pass highschool

Oh! Yay! I already did 27!

28. Have sex in a movie theater. During the Movie. A childrens movie.

With children? Eep! :T

29. Hurt people beyond forgiveness.
30. Commit suicide while enjoying the thought of making the ones you hurt live with their suffering as they gradually get old and decay.

I don't want to ever go to summer school thats what I am trying to accomplish.

Hm...

31. Write a fake suicide note blaming your death on everyone you know for the stupidest reasons, and then go into hiding for a month or two. Make people wallow in their despairs and laugh from afar.

32 Shoot and kill anyone who does 31. Thats not cool at all -_-

Awe. *Giggle* You're no fun.

33. After doing 31, return and say you've been sent back by god, and that you're now Jesus.

34. Get comfortable in a Mental Institute.

i thought 31 was done by 2pac already J/K

anyways i wanted to be able to surf in hawaii.
i watched blue crush?? i think and they say that a wave from hawaii; if crushed by it, is the same as hiting a car head on.
i had two car accedents and i am still alive. i just love the adrenaline

35. Convince a random person of the oppostie sex at the bar to help seduce your lover into having a 3 way.

36. Eat pocky while having sex, and then go on and on about how good the pocky was for days after. ^_^

number 35 yes, but number 36 you must explain more O_o

what is "pocky"?? is it a new term?

dam that stuff looks pretty good, i remember eating some of that but that was a long time ago, Dam i feel hungary now :-(

thanks RoboticSilence for the visual :-P

37. Fall in love

38.Kill your lover coz she dumped you for one of your best friends but he didnt like her at all. =*(

ouch*

39. Skinny dip.

40. Have sex with clothes on

41. get on t.v. somehow and entertain the world for a breif moment



42. write my name in cement BIG somewhere

Been there, done that, wasn't what it was cracked up to be. ^_^

43. Practive a single song on DDR at the arcade so much that you can do it and get all perfects, and then play that song any time you are out with members of the opposite sex to impress them.

43. have dinner with Jessifer :-P

44. Learn to spam as well as Zagggon and Grav combined.

45. Skydive

46. Kill someone, cut open their back, pull out everything inside, get in the skin, and dance around in a public place yelling, "Hey look at me... na na na!"

im not going to sleep tonight.

i cant believe there was ACTUALLY a FAN CLUB

......and you guys say spam is bad O_o


number 45 is in MY list, ....and maybe 46 :-P