LOL, Just Some Funny Random Jokes!
 

Joke #1!

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven.
However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit
33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the
worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in
turn and asks them about how they died.

First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was
cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one
afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When
I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife
was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't
find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place
I looked was out on the balcony.

I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back
in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he
yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer,
and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors
screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He
landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the
kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and
hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed
him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went
back into the bedroom and shot myself."

St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then,
telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.

Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this
apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning
exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the
sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily,
I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and
holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when
this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and
started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but
he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull
myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my
fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I
landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of
luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous
refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and
crushing me."

St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken
bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.

Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a
refrigerator..."


Joke #2!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."


Joke #3

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met
a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the
marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his
birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her
that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way
home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked
beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and
before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he
felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed
somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most
wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a
blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the
table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was
beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she
went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the
opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was
not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time
breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about
him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came
on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he
tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon
winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells
he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top
of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when
his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if
he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not
peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
around the table for his surprise birthday party.



Well, thats it for now, which one do you like best? I liked them all, but I put them in the order that I laughed hardest, so my decision has already been made. :)

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I can't put them in order, they are all great.

I have a lot of VERY racist jokes, if you guys want to hear them.

HAHA i liked the thrid one.

Of course we would, just put a disclaimer or something on them. I've ripped out most of my racist jokes before in threads already, so I'll try to contribute with some of my own as well, and hopefully not repeated. :)

Hmm, I'm copy/pasting these from my big book o' jokes, so you probably heard a lot. Here is my black jokes. I'll move onto abused women next.

BEWARE! THESE JOKES ARE VERY RACIST AND CONTAIN TONS OF USAGE OF THE WORD NIGGER! IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY DONT READ THEM.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?

They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch manager.

Why do niggers cry during sex?

The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?

Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?

They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?

"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?

So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?

Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?

A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?

Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?

Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?

Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

How else do you babysit a niglet?

Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?

Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.

What is a nigger on a bike?

Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?

The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?

Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?

first grade.

How was break dancing invented?

Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?

To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?

You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a nigger?

Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?

The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?

"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?

They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?

Who cares.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?

The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?

A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?

All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?

Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?

One if you spread him real thin.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?

The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?

As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?

Nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?

The defendant.

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?

The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?

9 months.

Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?

To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?

California got first pick.

Why are niggers like sperm?

Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?

Niger nigger nigger.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?

To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?

Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?

I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?

A nigger dressed for church.

Why do niggers have flat noses?

That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?

They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?

It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?

A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?

A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?

It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?

It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?

"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do niggers walk the way they do?

Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

Edit:

I almost forgot my favorite

What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Another copy/pasting these from my big book o' jokes. This one is about women. Very funny ;)

BEWARE! THESE JOKES ARE WILL MOST LIKELY BE DISTURBING TO ALL WOMEN, AND THE MAJORITY OF THE REST OF YOU ON ZELARON! THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT TO THE OTHERS THAT IT DOESNT BOTHER, THEY WILL BE HILARIOUS!

What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?

They dont fucking listen

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you already told her twice.

How many women does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?

Slap her.

Why did the woman cross the road?

The question really is "What the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

How do you give a woman a really great orgasm?

Who cares?

What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's cock.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she can moan with the other.

Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?

They're both looking for dead beaver.

What's green, covered in crumbs, and lies on the side of the road?

A dead Girl Scout

What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?

Getting her out of the wheelchair!

What's grosser than eating your grandmother's pussy?

Banging your head on the coffin lid after you're done.

Oh jeez, I love those jokes, ALL of them. :)

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Holy my fucking shit, nice ! I mean you got a promotion. a big one.

Stop the fucking spam.

Spam is still allowed, but the more he does it, the less chances to actually post in the Chat Forum he gets...

spam = useless

useless = no one can do anything with it

my post = ganga realized ur an admin

my post = not useless

my post = not spam

U = Retard.

Spam is anything off topic towards a thread.

yeh i just realized that. :)

That's #2 buddy.

Let's get back to the jokes. Anyone else got any?

Those jokes were fucking great i really liked the womon jokes, What do you do when your dishwasher isnt working, You slap her.... or whatever it is... And, Why did the womon cross the road... The real question is why isnt she in the kitchen? rofl those are the best!!!

they were good uncapped =)

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?

The dog plays with it more.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?

Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?

Because they're hand made.

What's brown and gurgles?

A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Fucked.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?

A B*g Mac.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?

A baby playing in a plastic bag.

How do you make a man pregnant?

Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?

Stick a javelin through it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?

You can't gargle gravel.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?

Phil.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?

One is legal to hit with an AX.

What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?

A baby with a black eye!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender!

How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?

Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?

A baby shot through a snowblower.

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?

Deep Throat.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead!

What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?

They're fun to ride until they die.

What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?

A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!

What is better than a dead baby?

The revoked child-support.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?

The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What's red and goes round and round?

A baby in a garbage disposal.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung.

What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?

Ripping them off again.

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?

I don't know why they didn't either.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?

So you can tell which ones are still alive

How do you stop a baby from choking?

Take your dick out of its mouth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?

You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it

What's present do you get for a dead baby?

A dead puppy.

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?

Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?

Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?

To see the expression on it face!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid?

A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach?

Sandy.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

Because it had no arms or legs.

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?

Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

wtf?

Why did Hitler comit suicide?????












(drum roll plz)









































because he saw the gas bill

That was so unfunny.

Who is the best jewish cook?

Hitler

:)

these are not jokes, but something to laugh at :-)
these may be a bit "R" rated

Romantic Rhyme....

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic
first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you sure screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
two parts vodka, one part lime

What did the big boss man say to the over weight Hawaiian that works at McDonald's?

Shut the fuck up J_iceman! Just kidding playa, I simply couldn't resist... :)

Here is some funny stories….

Story number 1)

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression _expression by gay men in contemporary society."
After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple. "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there's no African-American depicted at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch


Story number 2)

Here's one for the "liberated" women:

Women's Lib International Conference

The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barry, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast Lamb." (The crowd cheered).

The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, mine as well.(The crowd again cheered).

The third speaker, a Filipino lady from Manila, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told that lazy husband of mine, Pedro, that I was through getting his slippers, cooking his meals all the time, washing his underwear and that he was going to have to do them himself.(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes). She continued, After the first day, I see nothing. After the second day, again I see nothing, but after the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Another funny story
George had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change. "You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore." "I hired a professional worrier for $1000.00 a week," George replied. "I haven't had a single problem since." "A thousand a week?" said his friend. "How the hell are you going to pay him?" "Fuck him. That's his problem."

funny blond joke
A young little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mom and says: "Mommy today at school we learned how to count.

Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good,innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blonde?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mommy today at school we learned the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! That's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum. "Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25.

IMPOSSIBLE WORDS TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK

Thanks, but I don't want sex.
No, I don't want another drink.
No kebab for me thank you.
Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me.
Good evening officer
I'm not interested in fighting you.
No one wants to hear me sing.


Another funny story…

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom, This way my cigarette doesn't get wet .
Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.
The pharmacist fainted.




thanx titus for the help !!

Type in spoiler=clr in [] to start it, then /spoiler in [] at the end of it.

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Two blondes had accidentally locker their keys in their car, they were trying to break in with a coathanger, safety pin, other keys, etc. After trying for hours, it started to rain and one blonde says to the other "Hurry, its starting to rain and the top is down"

STUPID PIECE OF..........please tell me that never happened in real life O_o

OMG i loved those nigger jokes hahaha, im gonan print them out

1, 2, 3. They were funny as hell! Wait...hell isn't funny. Well, funny as South Park!

those dead baby jokes are freak;in sick talking about

giving head and grinding the babies up and eating them with chips??? thats some sick stuff. if i ever see someone ACTUALLY do that i will shoot them myself.....sick bastards!!!......sorry i had add that, funny stuff though:-)

i like these other jokes as well