New cult!
 

I have started a cult called Zeloism, which is based on worshipping me. Does anyone want to join it? :D

What are you gonna give us? :eek:

Redemption and guns?

No eternal salvation? :eek:



Good, I didn't want it anyway. Hand over those guns. :D

Yes, if you pay me extra, I'll include that too.

I already said I didn't want it.

You never said we had to pay anything for our guns and redemption! :mad:

You don't have to pay for that, just for eternal salvation :)

sign me up, now where are the guns??

how about the 70 virgins withouht having to die and to dumb shit?

I am 100% willing to join... I like guns... :) So, does this come with something like a 401K pention plan or anything along those lines? Are there any bonuses that haven't been mentioned yet?

yes, all the goats you can handle :eek:

I like goats... just not ******cks... that is wrong... anyways, I can print out and hand out fliers in my hometown.. :p we have about 52K people living here, there's at least 5K possibilities for members... :)

yes, we need some1 to head the brain washing department, then we can make all our members shave their heads and wear pink Nike's!:eek:

Why pink? I don't think anyone will take our guns seriously if we're wearing pink Nikes! :eek:

Why not throw in some miniskirts that are purple? Purple miniskirts, pink Nikes, Neon Green Socks, and rubber knives. We will be badass mofos!Oh, forgot about our squirt guns... lol

Exactly, they will under-estimate us, then global domination is ours! Muhahahahaha:eek:

Underestimation is sorta weird. What if some escape? They will say they look like pussies but they're actually strong.. also what will be our main guns? BAR? AK-47? M-16? I like powerful guns... lol

i would prefer a CAR-15, with extending stock

Assuming most guns from Video games were real I would want a Frensi I believe it's called. Awesome powerful shutgun from James Bond 007:Agent Under Fire. But anyways, where are we going to get all the Nikes?

i think you are talking about something similar to the Bernelli, shotguns are only good for close quarters battle, maybe a nice silenced PSG-1 for me, sit off in the distance picking ppl off

I'd use a squirt gun... hahaha an EXP 10000 or whatever the hell they're called.

ill use a sniper rifle...............hmm kinda like a .50 with silencer

I would use laptop guns from perfect Dark and just set them up everywhere ne enemies come close they wont have a chance

lmao sounds like a good idea. I would prefer having dual PP7's... woot! Total pwnage! Actually the majority of the guns in video games would totally kick ass to have. They should make laptop guns, that turn into sentry guns... it would rock. Although, in the video game if you have like 5 of them guarding you, all your friends call you cheap and try to beat you up until they realize you're not just some whimpy computer/video game nerd. lol but, yeah, I like the Callisto from Perfect dark. At least I believ that's it's name. It's one of the guns Elvis uses. It's the one with high impact shells... not sure on the name...

lol the good old days putting up a grip of laptop guns to guard you then use the farsight :)
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I used to do that and my friends got soo pissed at me. It was really funny. Also, in Turok, not sure which one, but they had sticky napalm gels. I used to stick them to my friends and make them kamakazi people. It was great.