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Randuin 2003-07-21 08:06 PM

Deformed Russian Boy!
 
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

Is there any miracles that the Russians can't work? Messing with the nature of our bodies!

Xenn 2003-07-21 08:37 PM

Multi dicking gives new meaning to the word "threesome"

zeal311 2003-07-21 11:33 PM

now if only they could have put it on his forhead... now THAT would be funny.

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-22 01:38 PM

Yes it would. Then sad. BUT!!!! Russians h4x.

Shining Knights 2003-07-22 02:01 PM

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

EX-Mania 2003-07-22 02:18 PM

If i was that kid i woulda never let them take a picture of my arm/dick lol.. gross but i would also probably be depressed cuz of it... shitty =/.. the shitty thing for this kid is that.. he will probably die a virgin and never feel an.. orgasm again heh, sucks for him =/.. i actually pity him

slaynish 2003-07-22 03:21 PM

I dont, he can jack off in school, without trying to hide it, and he can pee out of his arm!!! Maybe.

Hades-Knight 2003-07-22 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaynish
I dont, he can jack off in school, without trying to hide it, and he can pee out of his arm!!! Maybe.

they moved it to correct spot nig

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-22 05:26 PM

just cuz of you have a panis growing somewhere doesnt mean you have the organs behind it to back it up.

0nyx 2003-07-22 05:31 PM

And the moral to that story is ....
[size= 5]Dont Piss On Electric Fences[/size]

Xenn 2003-07-22 06:22 PM

Or the third rail of train tracks.

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-22 06:43 PM

or dont let your dog lick your penis.

badboy 2003-07-23 11:17 AM

If I was that kid I would make them make it like 3 feet long. That would be just bad ass.

Edit-Randiun's sig is just gross.

J_iceman 2003-07-23 11:42 AM

why in the HELL would he pee on the fence for !!!!!!!!! he is just a pussy, maybe he has a dick in is arm but has a pussy underneath....!!!?!??!?! interesting, a freakin freak !!!!

0nyx 2003-07-23 11:57 AM

I feel sorry for him :( don't ridicule the poor guy it's not nice

Stripe 2003-07-26 02:13 AM

Poor kid. Do not talk shit about Russians.

Acer 2003-07-26 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaynish
I dont, he can jack off in school, without trying to hide it, and he can pee out of his arm!!! Maybe.

They grew a penis on his arm, they didnt reroute his blatter and stuff!

0nyx 2003-07-26 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slaynish
he can jack off in school, without trying to hide it.

That is very troubling.

EX-Mania 2003-07-26 09:17 AM

he has no head =(, this guy will never feel the best feeling in the world again =(.. that sucks for him

"angel" of war 2003-07-27 09:22 AM

wow their making arm penisis, I LOVE IT, i want one on both my hands, the palms preferably, and two coming out of the side of my head, and several attached to my belly, like a manly udder. all with the correct plumbing. and they have to be seperated, some for pleasure others for urinating. cause the 2 in 1 thing is jus gross. im headin to russia right now

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-27 05:24 PM

LOL, penis slap someone.

uncapped 2003-07-27 06:49 PM

rofl. it's uncircumsized.

MarkiX 2003-07-29 12:12 AM

what do u expect thats how penis's r suppose to be uncircumsized! They grew it out of his arm so that doesn't make it already have a circumsision

Sovereign 2003-07-29 10:13 PM

How the hell did he explain what that growth on his arm is to people in public..?

MarkiX 2003-07-29 10:15 PM

ummm maybe by saying it was a penis or maybe he justcovers his arm. I know i would. And peopleare smart they could figure it out that it is a penis.

Acer 2003-07-30 08:44 AM

I would be showing that shit off lol! Not really, I wonder if he will feel anything(sexual) with it. Maybe it is just there so he can piss correctly? and not like a girl

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-31 02:59 AM

Omg, have you even bothered to read the rest of the thread? Its just a dick. There isnt a bladder hooked up to it.

symnzXx 2003-07-31 08:40 AM

That's kind of disgusting. I wouldn't want to walk around in public with that hanging off of my arm. Heh heh, sucks to be him.

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-31 04:44 PM

They're cutting it off, they're grew it on his arm to later detatch it, and stick it where it belongs. There for, he's not going to walk out of the hospital with a dick on his arm.

slaynish 2003-07-31 05:04 PM

no shit tards, we were jk about peeing, but it would be cool!

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-31 06:54 PM

No, you're not joking damnit!! NO!

Sovereign 2003-07-31 06:57 PM

Sorry, we were. Right guys?..?RIGHT?!

Eddie_Perez 2003-07-31 07:01 PM

Probably not.


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