I used to work at Subway. Ask me anything.
 

I am bored so ask me anything about my experience working at Subway for 6 months. I will do my best to answer all questions.

Does cleaning the Fruizzle machine suck? I've heard you can get the fuck cut out of your hand.

What was your position in Subway?

How many boobs did the manager have?

How many boobs did the bacon have?

How many nipples does this kid eric in my neighborhood have?.....3 he has 3 fucking nipples isn't that shit strange?.....but anywho....how many nipples the teh pig they got the baccon from have?

do you really bake your bread fresh every day?

Well from what I hear they ship all there products in every week
my uncle drives truck for nicolas inc. and he delivers to them once a week with bread and meats and veggies....so you make the call

Does Jared have aids?

What is so good about that chipotle shit? It tastes like animal hair.

Wow. That episode of South Park was awesome.

do people that work at subway fuck alot?

Does Jerred suck horse cock?

You got me there Bob. Say, do you ever have people playing the "Hi Bob" game? You know... when someone says Hi Bob, they take a shot of the drink of choice.

BTW, I didn't have a problem with you back in the day VM, but you act a lot younger than you are nowadays. You're what, 17? You seem like some 12 year old who really wants to get laid, even though you supposedly have sex frequently. All you talk about is fuckin your girlfriend. Might just be me, but I don't think anyone gives a shit on this forum.

On topic though, what's everybody's favorite sandwich from Subway? Personally... I don't have one, I generally have a sub made for me, BLT :D.

hmmm......I don't want to grow up Rabber
but I'm still cool with you.....and what is it with people not thinking anyone but them gets laid.....I mean honestly...who doesn't have sex.....and anyway back on topic....my fav sandwich is the meat ball one

Doesn't mean you have to act like a complete fool

Plz sir, get back on topic.

We had a guy come in once a month to do it.

I was a Subway Sandwhich Artist. ( Sub maker )

The manager was a man. I think he had 3 though.

4.5

I believe Jared, the pig, has 2 nipples.

Yes, it is freshly made in the morning, at 1PM, and at 6PM.

The packages arrive about every 5 days or so. If we run out of a certain package, we just borrow it from a nearby Subway.

No.

It was not around when I worked there. However, I have had it and agree that it tastes horrible.

The thing is, is that most of these "new" subs are not really new. They are just new combinations being thrown together in an advertisement.

You really are lonely, aren't you? Anyways, there was no sex in the one I worked in. There was drug use, but no sex.

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Tuna, meatball, turkey, chicken teryaki, and steak and cheese were the most popular. I prefered the Meatball with pepperoni and american cheese on honey oat bread, warmed for 20 seconds.

Thank you, you have been much help to my existance

You see... that's what makes me think. He acts like he has sex all the time, says he has been walked in on more than enough times screwing his girlfriend. In my opinion he doesn't act mature enough to believe.

I know. That is why I won best helper award at a camp that I attended when I was 6.

It is the internet. For some reason people feel that they are obligated to act all tough and manly. I guess acting like a man to him means bragging about sexual interactions.

Look you guys are really acting retarded about this....you stick on one subject that you guys just can't beleive actually happens...your like my grandma that thinks that everything is just so impossible.....wtf....who is more perverted the person who brings up the subject of the person who sticks on the subject.

What does it matter who is more perverted? I believe they're questioning your manhood, not your perverseness.

my manhood is just fine thanks...not well preserved but it's fine

Seems like you bring the subject up quite often, hence people question it. And, not everything is possible. Have you ever tried slamming a relvolving door?

BTW Vicious, the spelling of your name in your signature is different than your user name just incase you didn't notice that.

Damn straight.

Thank you captain obvious.....just cause my sig ownz yours...doesn't mean you need to make fun of it.

How can a misspelled sig own anything other than a more misspelled sig?

lol your sig sux too

Anything with Lens Flare sucks...

My sig owns VMs.

JamaicanMoose
101
Jun 2003
Former Sandwich Artist
Plastic


R O F L

Maybe

My sig pwnz nothing. Writing on a screenshot :(. Someone should make me a leet sig! But I dont know what I would want on it, pfft, I'll stick to this one. Oh yeah, subway pwnz mcdonalds/burger king/taco bell but not carl's jr.!

The most likely truth is that he is dating an animal or a doorknob.

:haha: Who changed that?

o_O :p