where do junebugs go at night
 

junebugs are already in texas and im wondering where they go at night :wierd:

Shouldn't this be in the Chat Forum?

I don't know.

Ummm... I don't think that they go any where special. Don't they only live 24 hours anyway?

They only live for 24 hours? wow try to calculate that to "human years" I think a dog is like 5 years for every human year or sumthin so thats like uh..well i dont feel like doin the math so its prolly like 10 years for every 3 or 4 hours

nah...they go under your damn porch light at night...fucking A man! Junebugs suxxor!!!I live in Texas as well...what is this forum coming to...all us damn Texans!!! ;)

i know im fuckin scared of them im out having a smoke they land on my back and crawl up to my neck and tickle the hairs and i jump and get a knife and stab the mother mother fucks, btw to many hicks in these forums

*is a hick*

Junebugs go to pool hell. They used to die by the thousands in my old pool >_>

Here in alaska, the best part. Is that there never is a problem with insects. And in the winter, they vanish... But one time a mosquito was flying around in my room, and I couldnt catch him, so for fun, I shot him with a paintball gun.

you cant catch him, but you can aim and pull a trigger fast enough to hit it? that almost makes sense.

and june bugs live longer than 24 hours, thats may flies you're thinkin off.

Havent tried it... probably not. You can freeze a paintball and put it in there, would hurt more...


And rabber, I cant swat him with my hand fast enough, but I dont think he's fast enough to move from when I press the trigger to when he becomes one with the paint.

fuckin ow, regular paint balls leave welts and bruises, that would be horrible.

im pretty sure you can use a marble if you get the right size it doesnt go far though, i shot a pole with one it made a dipple(dent)

Junebugs are bugs that dig in the ground and come out at night. They are nocturnal and are attracted to light. I don't think they live very long ( maybe a few days ) but reproduce so fast that they seem to just keep coming. By the way cock-roaches live up to 2 years. HOLY CRAP!

Holy molley, 2 years... God, we'll never get rid of those fuckers will we? :(

When the world ends there will be duct tape, cockroaches, and Mexicans (from BOB) :)

They hide in my ass.

Mexicans?

Yeah. Why would Mexicans survive? Do Portarecans count?

Actually I was asking if he meant that mexicans hide in his ass.

Don't mind Kuja hes a fucking dumbass.

Flame forum? kthx.

I mean that junebugs hide in my ass.

no...not unless you have a light stuck up your ass ;)

Maybe I do.

That would be special.

Peurto Ricans

i live in texas and there are to many fucking june bugs. those things scare the shit out of me when they land on me i run around screaming omg get it off.

Why do I say mexicans will survive? Have you ever watched them?

Everyone thinks it's funny how so many mexicans get out of one car. Anyone ever stop to think about this? I've seen how it happens. Two of them get in a car, and by the time they get to McDonalds, they've multiplied three or four times. Then, about 9 mexicans get out of the car.

*racial disclaimer: Medieval Bob is not a racist. He has a friend named Rogelio Soloroz... Rojeli... Roheelio Solro... Fuck it. We call him Mexican.

*Double Post*

Go through this thread and read all the posts referring to june bugs, but replace june bugs with mexicans...

lol funny!!!!! but i did not REALLY say that about mexicans

If anyone were to truly care whether or not you were racist, all they would have to do is refer to your post previous to mine to see that you didn't post it.

While they are in there tell them to look for your brains....:rolleyes:

Hahahah he just owned you kuja.

Hmmm, odd? Prolly...

june bugs are evil