Heh...the Zelaron Movie!
 

I can't remember for the life of me if this has been done or not, but I don't give a crap.

If there was a Zelaron Movie, who would play your character?

The part of "Raziel" would be played by the always awesome Stephen Dorff. One, because he's short, like me. Two, because he's a metalhead, like me. Three, because Joe Peschi is too damned old to play me.

Russell Crowe, he's cool, but not that cool.

i think we could get elton john for the part of zagggon...wait no elton john has somewhat if talent...i think we should have lil bow wow play zagggon cuz he has no talent...and i think he's a homosexual.

and just imo i think raz should be played by steven segal or arnod schwazzenager cuz they kick some ass...and i have never seen someone embarass anyone like raz can on the internet

Eminem would play me just for the hell of it.

Jack Black would play me, he's funny, quick-witted and, well, unattractive. :haha:

Either Jim Carrey or Morgan Freeman would play me.

Arnold Schatezneger (SP)

Johnny Depp, simply because he was able to pull off his character in fear and loathing in las vegas, so he has to be able to pull this off...

Ray Liotta

Playing the role of Slaynish: Carrott Top

Sean Connery because he's a great actor altogether, or Richard Gere as he managed to reassemble myself pretty well in Mr. Jones.

I have a feeling all this flaming of taco and shit has turned him evil...

Colin Farrel. He's cool, new, young, drinks a boat load and has a foul mouth. :)

Robert De Niro He's Italian, doesn't give a shit about anyone or thing, and has a bad attitude

I wouldn't necessarily label him "evil". You have to be a threatening presence to be evil.

I'd say that all of this flaming has turned him into a bigger fucking whiner than he already was.

You don't have to be threatening to be evil. Take Mickey Mouse for example. And barney. The peanuts gang. ALL EVIL. EVIL EVIL BITCHIES.

Nicholas Cage. Terrific actor, sort of resembles me, in excellent peak condition, and a twisted sense of humor. All the attributes of yours truly.
Oh, he also tends to take things overboard and gives 250% in his movies. Like I have heard stories that while making a movie, off-set he makes everyone call him by his character name and does the accent and the movements that his character calls for... Also he ate a live cocaroach once for a part in a movie, by choice!

Frankie Muniz.

Edit: I think they could get Denis Haysbert or either Morgan freeman to play James.

Jenna Jamison (did i spell it right?)

OR Will ferral if he hasnt been mentioned, didnt bother to read it all.

I say Sandra Bullock cause she is funny but serious and a great actress!! :)

Silver says Bruce Willis or Jack Black would play me. I thing Jack Black is more fitting, but he's already taken.

Also, I could be played by Silent Bob. No, not Kevin Smith. I said Silent Bob, and I meant it.

lol I forgot about silent bob... yeah he'd be pretty good :)

I would consider them threatening. Would you want to be a darkened room with those characters?

Good point..

Barney malested my Aunt Sue's nephew's cousin's sister Mary... I don't trust them as far as I can throw em...

Garth from Waynes world

Well you probably can't throw a large purple/pink dinosaur, but Mickey Mouse and the Peanuts Gang would be easy to throw if they weren't cartoons.

I'll just erase their legs and make em fucking gimps... Then I got em right where I want em...

or just beat in their ugly ass cartoon faces :D

Sean William Scott would be a good me.

Assuming it were based upon my real life personality, I'd be palyed by Pierce Brosnan.

If it were my Zelaron personality, I'd be played by... Anna Nicoles interior decorator, Bobby Trendy! :x lmao j/k

[gay pride]

hes kinda cute :D

[/gay pride]

cough homo cough

Anyways, I don't think I could be played by anyone.

Carrot top?

I think id like Eliza Dushku (plays Faith in buffy) to play me
cos she & kicks some ass !

1) You fucking better be a chick.
2) If you are, you better be hot.
3) Who the fuck are you?

Titus is gonna kill a puppy if you don't match his criteria, Onyx. Just watch out! He's crazy enough to do it!

Titus i hope this isn't some kind of a date application form.

I believe he's saying the choice of person to play you is attractive.

yeah Buffy Girls can kick ass...but not they can't compair to x-men girls ... + x men girls look better as well...