chicken? continue story!
 

yah one day as i strolled through my town in mah cah i found a chicken laying on the side of the road.


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.. as I drove up I realized that it didn't resemble any chicken that I've seen. It looked more like a cross between a parrot and a dog. It must have been some work of a mad scientist.

but how can it be i thought. there is no scientist in the world that could have done this....

except darth vader...

...so I grabbed my cellphone and rang George Lucas, but he hung up on me as he thought I was actually a fan, so I...

jumped on my moped and scooted off into the sunset, although I forgot to get my....

...Bazooka for self-defense, in case Darth Vader would pop up after all. Either way, I was a bit surprised when I crashed into a wall while doing 190, so I decided to...

Take a leak (all that hard work got my insides rumbling). Then I grabbed my weapon, and ran down a gravel road where I found....

...a local hampster nibbling the eyeballs of a half-buried corpse in the woods. The smell was terrifying, so I instantly...

Whipped it out (my gun) and shot randomly into the air..

and shot a blimp out of the air and...

i fell towards the ground. many stared in awe as they saw such a fat heavy set child fall. they had never witnessed such a spectacle that they all whipped out....

their letters to send to the...

president that said,"...

wow that's my BUSH!".

And Presedent Bush screamed like a little girl and jumped out the window..

but how? how does the president do that? well that is quite the story. one day he went for a stroll and came across this huge gigantic....

fat boy, who he asked what he was thinking about and the fat boy said "I am trying to figure out how the FUCK that moped went 190 Miles Per HOUR!!"

well the president just smiled and said, "that is no ordinarly moped it is the gov'ts top secret moped. it can do many things....

such as fly, it has a top-notch communications system and we can launch our nukes from the moped itself

"I invented it myself," said the President.

and then came al-gore (dun dun dun) and said bush was lying and that he had invented the moped

....deciding to take matters into my own hands I screamed "INVENT THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS" and promptly shot them both with.....

a potata gun.

I'm not sure how it happened, but instead of killing them...

It shot potatoes up there asses and then..

all hell broke loose.

And then he whipped out his lab-top, and went to www.tshirthell.com !!!!

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then the chicken came back to life and stole the laptop and...

looked at the screen taht had tshirt hell on it, he said "the hell with t-shirt hell, i havebetter things to do like...

Then a crazed chicken-lover came in a hump it to the point of making the chicken explode....until!........

The chickens trustful sidekick came in Batman!

but then came darth vader to protect the chicken-humper. It was batman vs darth vader...

But Batman only started begging the chicken for money, so now the chicken had twice the foes! So what he did was...

crossed the road to get his ultimate weapon...

The Noralez (tm) Ultimate Weapon!

which turned out to be some sort of dildo? anyhow.. back to the story... which was...



::not in story:: rofl thats awesome you guys are sure creative... lets see how long this will go on b4 people get bored.. which i think its almost dead.

The Chicken being chased by a crazy chicken humper, a greedy batman, and darth Vader.

Darth vader takes out his lightsabre and says, "Chicken... I am your father"

The chicken then says "Oh...I've been looking for you. I wanted to tell you......