Hacker attacked with an Axe?
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2400441.stm

This guy hit him with an axe (the handle, but still..). Do you really think that would be the language you would use? It's like getting your hand cut off, and saying "Golly gee whiz, this hurts." He probably said something much, much more vulgar.. but the editor cleaned it up a bit.

"This motherfuc*er hit me with an axe!"

What a crap-tastic article. Just look at the accompanying photos. A computer with the caption "the men were interested in computers" below it, and a photo of a courtroom. Just plain lazy.

...........lol

I just watched some Amazon show with John Cleese, and the first thing I read here was "Attacker hacked with axe". I need some sleep.

John Cleese is the funniest person alive.

well you hack... with an axe

Ha Ha...
The guy obviously has a problem. (Wilson)

Who is this "John Cleese" character?

John Cleese is a very famous british comedian, at about the same level as Rowan Atkinson. He used to be the main character in "Faulty Towers", and he's taking over Desmond Llewelyn's role as Q in the new James Bond movies after the original actor, who has been around since the first movie, Dr No, died in a car crash.

http://www.cleese.co.uk/gallery/33.jpg

Yea I've seen him before, but I dont see too many british comedys.

Ever seen "Coupling"?

Um.... attacking with axe is called hacking

Trigger Happy TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Axer does much damage cannot heal!

faulty towers is freaking funny......even though theres so little of it......sigh......

When you hack, you get hacked.

not when _I_ hack

Randuin, cease the usage of your refreshing bot.

awww why?