chicken? continue story!
 

yah one day as i strolled through my town in mah cah i found a chicken laying on the side of the road.


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.. as I drove up I realized that it didn't resemble any chicken that I've seen. It looked more like a cross between a parrot and a dog. It must have been some work of a mad scientist.

but how can it be i thought. there is no scientist in the world that could have done this....

except darth vader...

...so I grabbed my cellphone and rang George Lucas, but he hung up on me as he thought I was actually a fan, so I...

jumped on my moped and scooted off into the sunset, although I forgot to get my....

...Bazooka for self-defense, in case Darth Vader would pop up after all. Either way, I was a bit surprised when I crashed into a wall while doing 190, so I decided to...

Take a leak (all that hard work got my insides rumbling). Then I grabbed my weapon, and ran down a gravel road where I found....

...a local hampster nibbling the eyeballs of a half-buried corpse in the woods. The smell was terrifying, so I instantly...

Whipped it out (my gun) and shot randomly into the air..

and shot a blimp out of the air and...

i fell towards the ground. many stared in awe as they saw such a fat heavy set child fall. they had never witnessed such a spectacle that they all whipped out....

their letters to send to the...

president that said,"...

wow that's my BUSH!".

And Presedent Bush screamed like a little girl and jumped out the window..

but how? how does the president do that? well that is quite the story. one day he went for a stroll and came across this huge gigantic....

fat boy, who he asked what he was thinking about and the fat boy said "I am trying to figure out how the FUCK that moped went 190 Miles Per HOUR!!"

well the president just smiled and said, "that is no ordinarly moped it is the gov'ts top secret moped. it can do many things....

such as fly, it has a top-notch communications system and we can launch our nukes from the moped itself