not guilty. dont need to =)



Ever lie about your age?

Very guilty.

Ever spread a rumor to get back at someone?

not guilty. thats cheep. but, it makes me want to start my own thread =)



have you ever paid someone to do somethig funny or nasty

Not guilty.

Ever contemplated hiring a whore for the evening?

not guilty, surprisng, right?



Ever thought of modeling with little or no clothing for extra money?

Guilty. Never gone through with it.

Ever intentionally short change someone?

Not Guilty

Have you ever eaten cheese with cereal?

ew not guilty



ever look forward to something tremendously then get ditched?

Oh yeah, guilty.

Ever use chocolate milk in your cereal.

not guilty


ever use chocolate milk to dunk oreos in?

not guilty too chocolatey


ever get sick after eating school lunch?

guilty. never again



ever laugh at a kid who got sick in the middle of class, because of the lunch?

Not guilty, but I did laugh when this one kid puked and then passed out when we were talking about the menstral cycle in Health.


Ever smoked laced drugs?

Not guilty.

Ever mix coffee and Coke (and not the Coke Blak abomination).

Not Guilty, it just sounds wrong.

Ever touched anyone inappropriately in public? (And I mean something real dirty)

Guiltyyyy=)


Ever accidentially touch a stranger inapropriately?

back when i was a wee child at disney, i accidentally grabbed the wrong mom's hand...needless to say the white woman was shocked that her white child turned into a hispanic


have you ever rubbed a stranger's ass really softly so they dont notice

guilty, all the time, every chance I get, sometimes hard enough so they know what happened


ever suck dick?

Guilty guilty guilty.

Ever have a Mezzo Mix (It's a Coke product in Germany/Austria that combines Coke and Fanta, but I'm just going for the mixture itself)?

Not Guilty, though it actually sounds delicious.

Have you ever licked a metal pole while it was snowing (Or at least when it was really cold)? If so, did your tongue get stuck to the pole?