Guilty.

Ever read any books by Thomas Khun?

not guilty

have you ever lied about being guilty to something in this thread?

Not guilty.

Are you homophobic?

guilty

are you guilty or not guilty of being either guilty or not guilty?

Not guilty?

Have you ever been accused by a person (of any level of sanity or insanity) of being a banana?

Not guilty.


Ever eat fruit?

Guilty. It's a great alternative to chocolates and candy.

Ever snort Pixie Stix?

guilty, it was like 5th grade.


Ever sing by yourself for alot of people?

Guilty - I played Santa in a primary school Christmas play. Had my own song to sing and everything. :)

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Ever been up on stage and played a solo on a musical instrument for a lot of people?

Guilty, played an ocarina in a Robin Hood production. (was Alan a Dale, the minstrel)

Ever woke up with a nosebleed?

Guilty - nutted one of the bedposts. :p

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Ever given someone else a nosebleed?

guilty, exboyfriend.



Ever break someones bone?

Guilty, I made my autistic brother mad enough that he stomped his foot so hard he broke a bone in it. :x

Ever masturbate in public?

not guilty, i dont masterbate at all


Ever forget to wear an important article of clothing in public?

guilty, currently naked in an internet kiosk


do you think you should be punished for your crimes?

Not guilty. I am above the law.

Have you ever fantisized about someone of the same sex if you are straight, or the opposite sex if you are gay?

guilty


have you ever filed a lawsuit out of spite?

Not guilty. Have had a lawsuit against me threatened, though.

Ever said something racist just to piss someone off?

guilty

ever said something nice just to piss someone off

Guilty. It was awesome.

Ever make fun of someone's mom/dad only to find out said person's mom/dad is dead?