The real Jason H., the one called ME officialy kills off Darth Phatass and the gayfuck chicken and goes :postal: on all the no life forum leeches. He then goes home for good, retiring from the story. Ted Nugent then becomes sick after eating the chicken, and as in the movie Alien a shadowy unknown figure leaps from his bowels....

Then he goes back to sleep macroing LJ on his computer

After several hours of sleeping Teddy :grin: woke up and found himself tied to his bed with his clone standing by him when....

You idiots. It says TED NUGENT!!!! TEEEEEDDDDD NUUUUUGGGGGEEEEENNNNNTTTT!!!!! Dyslexic idiots. I hate people who can't comprehend or undertand anything.

Jason then realizes he's not tied to his bed. But his clone is actually his brother, but still a clone. They put on coolass shibby armor, go Super Saiyan 3 then go after the chicken. When they are about to start shooting beams at the chicken it is attacked by a zombie Ted Nugent who says....

''Shit, I am still tied to my bed'' and block the zombie attack with the bed. Ted now untie from the bed and realize that he had the chicken inside him cause he ate it 4 posts before ...

Jason/Ted/Chicken/Darth Vader/Batman realizes this story makes no sense!

then they all get into a big mass chaotic fight. Darth vader seems to be winning until robin comes to help batman...

then suddenly jason realize he never checked his LJ macro! *RUNS* WOW GMED, time to go chop me some wood... OMFG REGULAR LOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i think i'll make a clock

what good is a clock in a box? thats right jason lived in a box with nothing but a door. as he was chopping his wood to make a clock he suddenly thought of...

sex

Then he got an amazing erection and was wondering what to do with it when suddenly....

he chopped it off

But having a PL of ???, higher than anything ANYONE could EVER even comprehend he just reattached it using his regenerative properties then cockslapped every pea-brained idiot on this thread to death. Every one of them are dead for good and if they speak again they are gay faggot homo dyke bitch mofo assmunch idiots.

then he went back to sleep macroing some good old mining

And some1 toke off his left kidney while he was sleeping

and then darth vader killed Jason....vaders first sign of returning to the side of peace and justice.

But alas what they THOUGHT was Jason was really Richard Simmons. Hallelujah! No more gay faggot fatty lovin moron! Jason then praises Darth Vader for killing that pussy.

Jason and darth vadar then take over the world togeather.

The End.....until episode 2. Ok guys I think we have killed this thread a lot. Lets rest it for a week. Then spam away!

i think that lil admiral jason is a spamma MAUAHAAHA naaaa j/k don't even know ya