Clearly you like fishsticks.

You've never heard somebody ask if you have a mouse in your pocket when you were to say "We".. nevermind.

I have never heard someone ask me if I have a mouse in my pocket. No.

Me neither.

Must be a dumbass southern saying then, sorry I even mentioned it.

Please explain, because I have never heard of this either.

No, please don't explain.

That's what I was thinking. You can't explain incoherent redneck sayings, they just stick and are spread down through generations of inbreeding which then their little vermon children infiltrate public school and start using the same terminologies.

If someone refers to themselves as 'we', you begin to wonder who is with them, thus leading to: "'We'? Who's this 'we'? Have you got a mouse in your pocket?". Haven't the foggiest where the mouse originates from.

You can kind of think of it as a strange variation of the majestic plural.

Mouse in pocket = boner?

Well. I've put 2 and 2 together and it made 3 and 1/2.

You work... at a fast food resturaunt (considering the I.Q. of the others) that serves diet coke, and works in banking in the middle of New Mexico.

You're Mexican.

Couldn't be further from the truth, but you can try again if you'd like!

Not my funny but omg I was laughing so hard at this.

Oh. My. God.

Epic Kazilla, epic.

Ok. Divide by Zero and you get....


You're an African American Business man working in austrailia because you think there's some kind of secret to saving the rare Cacti using Kangaroo hair.

lol.

Wut