grabbing his own ith collosus blade and..

started to mutter, Kal Vas Flam

Jason immediently bursted into flames by the devistating spell. The chicken then walked up to Dark Vader and said "..

In Nox

Darth Vader was then poison by the vile Chicken who then brought out his mace and proceeded to...

mutter the words, "In vas mani" so he could gain vas ammount of Magery

After hours of casting the Greater Heal spell a red robed figure appeared infront of the chicken and threw him in jail for "Macroing"

Chicken flips through his book for the spell "Polymorph" and casts it, Turns into a dragon break through the walls and end up in... VOID!

After breaking out of the jail and into the void the chicken/dragon....(??) walked/flew in the void for several hours. After so long, he finally reached a new destination. A huge green grassy field! The first thing the chicken did was...

Found GM GravitonSurge having hot wild sex with various male counselors

Counselors: "Oh grav, Oh give me that sexy GM thang!"
Grav: "HAHAHA MIGHTYCHICKEN HAS TAUGHT ME WELL"

Jason then wakes up again and realizes that everything always turns out to be a dream. He grabs the weirdly named dagger and pokes his finger. He bleeds and feels pain. Thank god he is out of that chicken infested dimensi.....*chicken pops up outside his window and clucks. Jason quickly picks up the phone and calls Ted Nugent who shoots the chicken and eats it. Jason then goes back to sleep after getting some water and is now out of this story until Admiral_Jason says so otherwise the person who does admit him to this story does it with Vader for all eternity.

Damn that was long.

And then he went to his fridge to get a Mudslide, only to find some being called a Doppleganger...

Then he wakes up and notice that it was only a dream and his UO autopilot is still running, he walks up to the computer screen click stop and typed in "Hey honey, i'm back from macroing, i'm GM herding now!"

but then the message he gets back shocks him...they say this isn't "honey" this is actually chicken and darth vader...and we are gonna rape and kill you.

Jason uses his GM herding powers and herds Darth Vader and Chicken together! Causing them to rape and kill themselves!

But wait...what is this!??! Somehow the master herder caused Darth Vader and the Chicken to acutally...FUSE....they had combined into one form of matter...KNOWN AS......

The Goat of Destruction!

Bur the goat of destruction forgot the Jason had just GMed his magery earlier, and has polymorphed! Into... Fizzle... Again... CHICKEN OF DESTRUCTION!

and then morphed again somehow into leonardo decaprio. Using leonardo's ultimate gay power he lured jason in and they started undressing...