I'm NOT Anubis!

Tired of being sick. The chills is the worst part.

Cigarettes, and warm bodies.
I don't know WHAT to do...

Time to go to the doctor today.

I'm going to Canada, today.

Maybe someone will cut you up, fuck your corpse, and post it on the internet.

What for?

Nothing makes me feel less of a man than having to resort to using MaxiPads to wipe my ass.

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Long story short: I was leaving my mom's house after eating Thanksgiving lunch/dinner and my stomach decided it was very unhappy. I pulled into a gas station near the house and ran into the bathroom. They had no toilet paper or paper towels, but they had MaxiPads. Well, I made do with what was available to me. A courtesy flush ensued.

So my grandma and aunt came over for Thanksgiving. My grandma and The Priestess watched A Hard Days Night, while me, my aunt, and several of my cousins listened to Snoop Dogg.
A pretty normal Thanksgiving.

Every day is Halloween when no gf.

I have stupidly bought some Powerball lotto tickets. I know I won't win, but if I did, shit would be rocking.

If you do, donate $10 to Zelaron.
In fact, if you split it with me 50/50 I will leave Zelaron for good.

The hell with that. My roommate and I have already said we'll split it 50/50.

Kagom should buy me a MANsion

Then I'm here to stay.

A mansion made out of men. I can do that.

Gettin drunk. Fuck bitches.