And then you woke up.

Yeah really, or the porno changed scenes.

The clip on youporn ran out, haha.

Yeah. It must be hard for you to imagine a life where women actually hang out with a member of the male genre, huh?
Quick! Back to your corner!

You do know that you are talking to the residential homosexual furry-loving freak of Zelaron, do you not?

DFD, thanks for that reminder. I thought they'd forgotten by now.

Please change your avatar.

Oh yeah.

Please exterminate the Jews for Jesus first.

I normally don't hang out with any more than 5-6 at once. What'd you do buy them a keg?

'Til I die.

...I still think you're cool.

I think that was my New Years Eve party, hosted at my old apartment by Allstar Sports Bar / American Diner, "Pimps N Ho's" was the theme. I had 2 kegs, 2 Beer Bongs, 11 bottles of Vodka, 7 bottles of Tequila, 10 bottles of Rum, and 4 bottles of Whiskey. Plus a BBQ.

That's it? You definitely needed more alcohol.

Sounds expensive.

Well, while I provided a majority of the alcohol as compared to any other single attendee, most people brought a bottle or a case or whatever. These are rough numbers to be used as minimum quantities only, not maximum.
I spent about 800$ on this one party.

Hope it was a good one.

thats rediculousssss.

I avoid anything that would be awkward like the plague. Since I normally think ahead at least a few moments regarding EVERYTHING, so I'm pretty paranoid about being taken by surprise.

Isn't that a roundabout method of being a control freak?