They might work there...

There's a cute lass down at my local library, you know. Well, you do now, at least.

I don't think she'd appreciate being called a lass. You racist son of a bitch!

Meh. English terms. You won't understand them.

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The way I see it, a woman spending time in a library or museum is providing evidence that she is cultured. Likewise, from my perspective, a woman spending time in bars is providing evidence that she drinks, which doesn't impress me all that much.
I'm not saying I want some chick that lives at the library, hiding in the stacks from the dual terrors of human contact and sunlight. It may be a surprise to some that a good number of the librarians in my classes (yes, I'm working on a masters degree in library science, for those who weren't aware), are quite attractive young ladies - who all unfortunately are already wearing rings. Of course, the majority of those enrolled in the MLIS program are unattractive middle-aged women, as one might expect (with the exception of a few milfs).
I guess my point (not that I have one worth mentioning) is that librarians can be hot.
Again, let us not forget the fact that I live in a blue collar city that aspires to be great, but just isn't cutting it. Oh, and "yinz" = you (plural). Try taking a drunk girl seriously when she drawls out "What yinz guys doin?" or "Tha' ain't no Camero. If he ain't driving no Camero, I ain't talkin' to him." I think I'm done now...

By the way, thanks for the "decent" comment.

Yinz? I've heard "youze"

Anyway, why are you trying to take drunk girls seriously?

Touche, sir. Touche.

As for "yinz," it's the result of a regional dialect confined to this portion of Appalachia. The dialect seems to be the result of a high population of Polish in the area. It's quite bizarre to interact with someone fluent in "Pittsburghese."

I'm sure he's seen Monty Python, so he should be fluent in your terms, lmao.

I ll be honest with you, when i started attending college, i wasnt a big drinker, so i was on the look out for the girls in the library and such. I met one at the library and we ended up talking and getting closer. We ended up having a pretty decent relationship together (about 4-5 months), but she wasnt cultured or actually smart. She did drink and did attend bars, much to my dismay. So do not assume that if a girl is in the library, she will contain all those traits. Most college people that are in the library are there to study and get the fuck out. I know that was my case. Im not trying to put you down, but just dont think that a library girl automatically means that she is cultered/smart/ kinky.

Yeah, I realize this is all true...but dammit, let me have my kinky hot librarian fantasy! It's one of the few things that's keeping me going here.

I like school.

No need to 'meet' girls!

I met Abby in my Junior year US History class.

Been together 7 years now.

Nice bro!

Although, I don't see myself with a girl for 7 years straight, well atleast not yet..

Then why be with a girl? That's the one thing I don't understand about high school relationships(the ones that everyone knows wont last.)

Unless you're fuck buddies, any relationship is meaningless, so you're just wasting your time.

Well, all human relations pass in one form or another. The relationships formed in school teach you how to interact with others, exactly what public school is intended to do.

I'll bet no one has walked away from a relationship without having learned anything from it, they're all learning experiences.

You are right about that dude.

Monty Python an English speaker doth maketh not.

Well yea, I go to the library regurarly, yet I still party occasionally.

K_A, haven't you been with nikki since hs, before that even? I didn't think I'd be having Kanedas baby when we first got together...

Yeah, that's why I said "(the ones that everyone knows wont last.)" We lasted through Highschool and are now living together etc.

Exactly. You shouldn't be looking for the girl you're going to marry in HS anyway. I'd say 90% of HS relationships don't work out. That's not a bad thing, though. You need some experience and learn how relationships work before you jump into anything right away.

Also, when you hit 21 your goal should be for you to be single. 1 more fucking year!!!!

If you work hard enough at it, and both sides of the relationship are on the same page, anything can work out... .A relationship isn't a given thing, you have to make it work for the both of you, and you both need to be happy, so if there are comprimises between the two, things should look better.