You have weird horny teenager friends.

Eh heh. Neither of them are teens. They're both in their early twenties. ^_^ All my friends are either older than me or younger than me.

Squee hehe...

I was embarrassed last night after I went and saw Fiddler on the Roof. After the musical, my dad, sister, and I were leaving, and I heard someone scream out my name. I turned around and was immediately glomped by one of my friends from highschool (who is still in highschool herself. She's only a Junior now.) And then she introduced herself to my father by saying: "Hiya! I'm your son! No! Wait! Daughter! Jessica and I are married! I'm her husband! She's my wife!"

Heh...My dad replied "Another Daughter. That's all I need."

Such a silly man. ^_^

Such a silly wife. ^_^ Oh ho ho.

That post annoyed me. I want to throw a rod of bamboo at you, roots first.

I'm sure MedievalBob has embarassing moments. His whole life is a joke. Say something, you drunkard!

I can be an annoying person at times. Just ask KA.

And friends don't let friends post drunk, y0. I let a friend of mine post (semi) drunk, and she read it a day later and smacked me for allowing her to post in that condition. Heh.

What the fuck is "y0." Conform to my internet standards or die.

Another embarrasing moment....when i try to flame while drunk, tired or drunk and tired.

I shall never conform. I'll type however I want to type. But at least I can spell properly.

Thou canst not force me to conform to thy ideals.


Embarrassing moment:

I was in choir, and singing (duh), and I tried to comment on how when everyone hit a certain pitch, my binder started to vibrate. But when I tried to say "binder vibrating", it came out "vibrator binding."

Oops.

This is what google thinks a binder is.

http://www.courses.fas.harvard.edu/~...ges/binder.gif

or just really drunk

i remembered i tried to moon my friend at work and missed and mooned my boss instead, dam i could of sworn i would of lost my job there, but hey, i guess she likes me :-P

I once threw up on the Principal's shoes. It was during an assembly and I was walking into the gym and he was standing there.

Ew...I really didn't need to read that this early in the morning. :slice:

eww

I fail to see what's so gross about that. o.O Lord knows the skin is flappy as all hell after giving birth. But then again, I wouldn't know. I would just imagine.

well my friend tells me of this kid in class.... who was actually jacking off and he got caught by the teacher, that has to be the stupidest and most embarressing thing someone could do. Everyone can get a little horny at school but god damn what idiot jacks off????

HAHA...yea that was so fuckin funny dude

One of my teachers walked in on this girl giving two guys a BJ at school one day. In her classroom. And she teaches health and child development too. Hm.

heh

whatd she say...

I dunno. :-T

I would have hated to have been that girl though. Or the boys.

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