...Kinky?

...Man. What a waste of my 300th post. Oh well.

"Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think that people are laughing with you."

Right up the word, Shiz-Dogglet!

Go down to the hizz0w, and frow a g-splinker in the home skillit, yo homey funk tree.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

Now I am totally confused...


"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."
“In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.”
- Mark Twain

Yeah, swearing is the only thing I can think of that is BAD and GOOD at the same time. Actually I can think of one more!!!



Coca Cola!

"One of my balls hangs lower than the other one." guy from the old Man Show.

Isn't that common with all guys, Kuja's? I heard it was, at least.

Yeah it is.

"Cigarett4es killed my father, and raped my mother." guy from Family Guy episode about Peter becoming leader of the tobacco company that bought out his toy company.

"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. You can choose from phantom fears and kindess that can kill. I will choose a path less-clear. I will choose free will."

It's an old Rush song. Can't remember the name of it for the life of me. Geddy Lee sucks balls.

Straight out of line...! I can't find a reas why I should justify my ways...!


Godsmack, Straight out of Line

"Godsmack is a bunch of trendwhores." - kraZy (me, shithead)

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
- Albert Einstein

its a rather old and cheesy quote but i stand by it.

"If at first you dont succeede. Try, and try again".

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Repeat until caught, then lie.
Blame it on the sheep."

Nobody has ever said that....dont lie -_-

"Sometimes you just have to put a smile on your face and say 'fuck it!'" - GTO

I think I heard something like that on a cartoon, actually. I can't remember which one, though. :look: Though I doubt it was exactly that.

"I'm a pompus little anti-christ who will probably abandon my dreams for world domination and fall in with a roughtrick named Jim." Brian the dog from Family Guy.