.... I am ur son and i want to do gay incest with you." Darth vader stares into the the chiken's eyes, silent, not sure what to say.

But I, Jason H., the ultimate anti-gay dude, jumps in and knocks the crap out of Darth Asshole and that gay faggot homosexual chicken lover, then goes home for:sex:

Drenched in sweat Jason H Wakes up and after a deep breath he realized it was just another one of his chronic homosexual/ chicken dreams.

After putting his sheets in the wash, Jason H dials his friends number to tell him about his dream...

Only to find out the phone line was dead!!!!! (DUN DUN DUN!)
He then immediently......

runs out of his house naked screaming eureka!!! eureka!!...

...And runs head first into the tree in his front yard.

he's dreaming he is back to the same spot he was except now he's tied up and cant move. Darth vader goes up to him raises his lightsaber and...

and stabs himself in the heart.

but wait...nothing happens...instead of dying he only grows more powerful due to some weird chemical imbalance that happens in his suit

then darth vader cuts him loose and says, "...

you're a homosexual bitch and that's why i'm going to cut off your...

nose and stick it in your.....

ear. Than im going to shove it all the way down your ear until you...

cry like a baby...

or like me when I found out you were gay.

But enough about that, tell me about you.

jason remains silent. He just looks over to the chicken until the chicken...

grabs his...

Durable Supassingly Accurate Silver Two Handed Wooded Dagger of Vanquishing and Destruction. Only to find that Darth Vader was...