First I have to get my computer fixed. Then I need to get a wireless modem. Then I have to make sure atleast one of my neighbors has internet. Which reminds me, I need to bump my computer help thread.

Since you're going to steal their internet, why not steal another neighbor's computer?

Hmmm... Cause I don't have to break into they're house to get the internet.

I Know. Im a pussy. :(

Free intarweb.

lol?

netzero?

They charge now.

Everyone charges if their smart enough.

Then the even smarter ones do it as favours. And gets favours owed to them by big people who can be influential.

And that, kids, is how you move up in the world.

That and by assuming peoples' identities!

Well...that comes in later.

After you've gone up in the world, you become friends with rich people. And the rich people let you fix their computers for free because you are a 'geek'. Which means you can then access all their personal files.

Yada yada yada...

...and assume their identity.

And that, kids, is how you get a long jail sentence.

That's totally legal in the U.S., Lenny. You should come try it.

It is most 1337 :D

10 out of 10 lawyers recommend it. Gotta keep the people gainfully employed.

*sneeze*

Bless you.

Shanks.

No problemo.

I amz like teh greatestest roxeror ov al tyme.

Nope...you're not at 100%.

Now you've got to beat Sov. *sticks out tongue*

I smell a challenge. :)

And I never back down from a challenge.