I agree, however, it is good. Not usually a fan of mayo unless there is iceberg lettuce, but it works in this case.

Oh WetWired~

I like to put honey in the middle.

That actually works.

Honey between two things in a sandwich almost always works well. PB&J, PB&B, PB&N, it all works out nicely.

I can definitely agree to that.

Sadly, honey is expensive, and my bottle is almost out.
Dark days approach us, my friends.

I can buy honey any time I want because my job is lucrative again.

I keep looking for a job, but it seems like getting a job is easier if you quit High School and don't approve of monthly drug tests.

Don't know where you're looking then. I have always been able to find a job any place I've ever lived. I may have gone a few months here and there without one, but I always managed and I only just started college. So maybe your personality isn't right for a job or something. There's no shame in flipping burgers for McDonald's.

That's who I've been asking. @_@
I also HATE online applications. They pretty much take long enough, I'd expect them to pay me for filling them out.

Obviously you haven't been doing well on the online applications then. A lot of stores will red flag certain applications if they're answered "wrong".

I really don't know what I'm doing wrong, though. I mean, I answer all the questions like I'm a perfect robot specifically for following directions.

That's one thing you're doing wrong. Answering too negatively or far too positively is a red flag. You need to answer like a normal human being, though I'm sure that's hard for you.

Stop being a tard. And I'm serious. Just be as human as possible when answering. They won't bother with you if you sound too perfect or too negative. And call back. ALWAYS call back.

How often, and how soon?

I recommend at least a couple of days after you apply. See if they had a chance to look it over. Wait a few more days and if you haven't heard anything call again. When I got my job at Toys R Us I had about called the store nearly every day.

It seems everyone is either getting a job at Toys R Us, or some kind of Military job. No, really, everyone I know is either one or the other(or jobless), at this point.

Nothing wrong with working for Toys R Us. I liked working there.

how many kids did you diddle you fag pedophile

Over 9000, I'm sure.

I applied for Walmart and Toys. I'll start calling back Wednesday. Don't let me forget!

How offensive. :<