Well fellas, here is my funny for today.

Denial is even worse...

Kazilla lives off what his girlfriend feeds him

You are at many times ignorant and completely immature

I rest my case

Says... the 14 year old, er didn't you just have a birthday are you 15 now?

16...it's not that hard do click a link.

Haven't you seen the defences those bastards throw up whenever you get near them?! All underliney and shiny... scares the freakin' bejeezus outta me!

I mean... damn! Who knows what the blighters'll do if you click 'em? I for one ain't gonna stick around to find out. What ya got, stupid for brains?! Hell, it's suicide, man!

Where am I? Lounge? Good.

And on another note, What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The table part?

Alas, no.

The wheelchair.

ooo, that's mean.

hahahahaha

I heard it as:

Q - What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

A - Getting it out of the wheelchair.

I guess some individuals like to consume metal and rubber also!

I've got another one. :D Does anyone mind dead baby jokes?

What's the difference between a rotting pile of dead babies, and a red ferrari?

You don't have a red ferrari in your garage.

hahahahaha, that's fucking disgusting. I'm going to call that joke into Nancy Grace next time she is talking about the Caylee Anthony "saga".

Alas, no.

I've not had sex with a red ferrari.

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How about...

What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?

lolwut

Alas, no.

I don't know - I was too busy jacking off.


And I've got plenty more where they come from. :)

My funny for today, comes in the form of the co-worker that walks around the office talking to him/herself and thinks that all of his/her jokes are the most hilarious things in the entire world. Funnier than the little black kid in the movie Role Models..yeah..

As she walks around the office and approaches the two people that sit next to me, we all wonder who she's talking to and like to joke about it occasionally just to b.s. and pass time along. Finally today I got the nerve to ask if she had a mouse in her pocket as she was walking about babbling on about something.

She replies, "No?! Why what do you mean by that!?" -- I replied "Well, I figured you were walking around talking and nobody was listening to you, so I figured you must've brought a mouse with you to work, and left it in your pocket.." -at this point I turned my seat back around, put my headphones back on and kept working. Laughter ensued...

wut

not even funny

Is that like one of those stupid things like, "OMG! Your pocket fell off!". So many stupid little pricks at my high school would do shit like that and think that they were cool. If it's not like that then I still don't get it. I mean, why would she have brought a mouse to work?

Clearly you like fishsticks.

You've never heard somebody ask if you have a mouse in your pocket when you were to say "We".. nevermind.

I have never heard someone ask me if I have a mouse in my pocket. No.

Me neither.

Must be a dumbass southern saying then, sorry I even mentioned it.

Please explain, because I have never heard of this either.

No, please don't explain.

That's what I was thinking. You can't explain incoherent redneck sayings, they just stick and are spread down through generations of inbreeding which then their little vermon children infiltrate public school and start using the same terminologies.

If someone refers to themselves as 'we', you begin to wonder who is with them, thus leading to: "'We'? Who's this 'we'? Have you got a mouse in your pocket?". Haven't the foggiest where the mouse originates from.

You can kind of think of it as a strange variation of the majestic plural.

Mouse in pocket = boner?

Well. I've put 2 and 2 together and it made 3 and 1/2.

You work... at a fast food resturaunt (considering the I.Q. of the others) that serves diet coke, and works in banking in the middle of New Mexico.

You're Mexican.

Couldn't be further from the truth, but you can try again if you'd like!

Not my funny but omg I was laughing so hard at this.

Oh. My. God.

Epic Kazilla, epic.

Ok. Divide by Zero and you get....


You're an African American Business man working in austrailia because you think there's some kind of secret to saving the rare Cacti using Kangaroo hair.

lol.

Wut