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I have a 6th sense at gaming because all I do is play games, get drunk, and smoke spice. I can PUaGame and instantly be decent enough to play through the hardest difficulty. Yay me!

I type fast? Is that a talent?

Can't play any instruments =/

Acting, writing, and there's this neat little trick I can do that's related to sex.

you guys are awesome.

I think we love you.

well i kinda have a knack at computers and i can make anything fly ..... trust me ... if you want to to fly i will make it fly ...im good at the trumbone and idk what else

Good at rusty trombones, you say?

(Previously) Being in the cults singing group, and currently in the church Choir, I've been told I have a very nice voice for singing.
Otherwise, I guess my only actual talent is being able to put both feet behind my head, and real-time strategy (given enough information).