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Lenny 2006-08-11 07:58 AM

She's still a girl though, right?

And how do you know that the ones you talk to aren't harbouring deep and disturbing secrets that they don't want to tell to the rest of the world?

talentedhamster 2006-08-11 09:52 AM

cause high school girls generally don't do that. and if they did, i wouldnt talk to them.

Willkillforfood 2006-08-11 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by talentedhamster
cause high school girls generally don't do that. and if they did, i wouldnt talk to them.

At least most guys don't put foreign objects inside their body =P.

talentedhamster 2006-08-11 10:19 AM

no, most guys put their objects into foreign things. not too sure which is better.

JRwakebord 2006-08-11 10:58 AM

You know, for once... Katie makes a very good point.

talentedhamster 2006-08-11 11:41 AM

im not too sure as to if that was a compliment or an insult. so, thanks jake, and f u! hah

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-11 03:26 PM

wow that was entertaining....... ill be back in five

Willkillforfood 2006-08-11 04:09 PM

Nah, put them in people =P. Not vegetables, pieces of plastic, etc.

talentedhamster 2006-08-11 04:11 PM

well in that case, your putting something in somwhere, that only God knows thats been there.

Willkillforfood 2006-08-11 04:24 PM

Well, in the case of vaginas it's been between the girl's legs her entire life =P ...hopefully.

talentedhamster 2006-08-11 04:35 PM

yes, but remember, it bleeds horribly from time to time. and even sometimes people come out.

Willkillforfood 2006-08-11 05:18 PM

Guys pee from theirs multiple times throughout the day =P.

JRwakebord 2006-08-12 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by talentedhamster
yes, but remember, it bleeds horribly from time to time. and even sometimes people come out.


That's the first time I've ever thought about vagina with anything less than admiration. Thanks for that.

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-12 03:30 PM

yea i just threw up in my mouth

talentedhamster 2006-08-12 03:49 PM

awsome!

JRwakebord 2006-08-12 05:58 PM

Better than throwing up into a vagina.

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-12 06:25 PM

HAHAHAHAHA so right buddy

talentedhamster 2006-08-12 06:53 PM

ewwwww, thats just not right...

Willkillforfood 2006-08-13 11:36 AM

Hmm, that's on my "to do" list.

Titusfied 2006-08-14 05:34 AM

I love when I'm licking my girl's asshole, and because she just took a shit 5 minutes prior, I throw up all over her vagina. Never slows me down though!!

JRwakebord 2006-08-14 08:52 AM

That makes me all hot and bothered.

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-14 06:09 PM

and deathly sick

talentedhamster 2006-08-14 09:06 PM

not exactly hot, but most deff bothered

Willkillforfood 2006-08-14 11:24 PM

I hear barf in the vagina can make a girl pregnant =O.

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-15 04:38 AM

or burn her

kenpo sensei 2006-08-15 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Willkillforfood
I hear barf in the vagina can make a girl pregnant =O.

Willkill, I think you need to go and have your head checked out, your mind is always in the wrong place.

Sum Yung Guy 2006-08-15 02:08 PM

I havnt got laid since April :(

Willkillforfood 2006-08-15 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kenpo sensei
Willkill, I think you need to go and have your head checked out, your mind is always in the wrong place.

What if ...this is gonna blow your mind ...my head is in the right place and EVERYONE elses' heads are in the wrong place? Woooah, cool right?

Titusfied 2006-08-16 05:20 AM

Not at all.

No.

Lenny 2006-08-16 11:22 AM

I tried that once... except differently.

"No guys, we're not lost! The world just isn't where it should be!"

glory_gamer 2006-08-16 05:47 PM

Titus dont forget about hitting your girlfriend when she talks to u while playing halo

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-16 07:32 PM

or blowing you

Willkillforfood 2006-08-16 10:06 PM

lol. Domestic abuse mixed with halo. What could be more fun!?

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-17 04:39 AM

public abuse mixed in with halo

Lenny 2006-08-17 10:50 AM

How's about... pizza, threesome, and Halo?

talentedhamster 2006-08-17 12:09 PM

if that pizza was fat free, then id never leave my basement.

Lenny 2006-08-17 12:14 PM

That can be arranged.

Willkillforfood 2006-08-17 01:50 PM

Snaps, she'd stay in her basement eating pizza and boinking lenny. Some halo too =O.

JRwakebord 2006-08-17 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sum Yung Guy
I havnt got laid since April :(


I haven't gotten laid since... 9pm last night.

gruesomeBODY 2006-08-17 06:13 PM

showoff


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