Nope. Nowhere near 30.

16 to be precise.

Natasta, you are umm... creepy. Lets f***.

Wait a minute...Jack the Ripper? He's a Londoner!! Or at least, was. A bit of a way away from Georgia is London. Right?

There was this one time...

Yeah He was a Londoner. I was born in England. My parents was on vacation. Hey, Sum Yung Guy, thanks I know I'm creepy. How old are you?

Great-Thanatos, I see you've watched American Pie. Awsome movie.

Sum Yung Guy, where did you go? Lenny, Where did you go? Great guys.

im 22 and I kill people for a monthly government wage.

Nice. That's sexy....I guess. When are you coming back to the U.S.?

in a couple years, im stationed in germany, but currently deployed as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom

Nice. Germany isn't much. Tell me if you run into any Swachhammers'. That's my dad's side of the family's name and they came from Germany many years ago. Way before I was born. Many generations ago.

havnt seen any yet, but I will keep an eye out

Okay. Anyways, is it wrong for me to ask for your real name?

no its not, its Jason

Oh great he stops talking to me. Way to go Natasta.

Are you done looking and seeing who's online?

this was very interesting

I must admit, I'm ever so slightly confused. And bemused.

Natasta just blew my mind.

Now I'm amused. But I feel used.

What a trip. 0_o

Looks like the situation has been diffused. And I'm off to bed. Night!

You sleep too early.

You wish she blew something else.

Is it wrong that reading this made me aroused?

Yes.

yes it is.....

Chugging gas fetish?

Good one.

But you do right?

For all I know, this "Natasta" could be a 40-year old pervert. And no, I don't wish he/she did that. Hitting on people over the interent, ESPECIALLY this forum is fucking weetoted.

gg

Hey buddy, I know for a FACT there are teenage girls on THE INTERNET.

And sexy ones at that. And nekkid. Nekkid pics plz!

You know something is wrong when you get pictures of 40 y/o's sent bac....oooh! That reminds me. Sluttly little girly thingy in my year took a picture of few days of herself topless, with nought but her school tie over her...and today a really fat lad took a picture in exactly the same pose. :) She's very very annoyed now. And she can't tell the teachers because there's not much they can do.

But yeah...better than a picture of a sweaty palmed, 40 y/o pervert.

THank you Chruser. NO, I'm not 40 and I'm not a pervert. I'm way younger than 40. If I was 40 ...that'll make my mom two when she had me and not even born when she had my older brother. And, I don't take pictures like that Lenny. Sorry.

Thank you, I've only been with a couple of girl before in that way, grusomeBODY. Even though I am bi.

I wouldn't want you to take pictures like that. It very nearly cracked my monitor and blinded me. She's the ugliest little...thing you've ever seen.

*shudders*

you've never even seen me. Thank you.

I was actually telling you not to take a picture like that one, as it is fucking awful.

It doesn't matter if you're more beautiful than Helen of Troy, don't take one of those pictures.

okay. Whatever. Anyways, how old are you?

You've asked that already.

The answer is 16.

Lenny is a youngin.