Well yea, but still you dont threaten somebody that you dont know. He could have pulled out a gun and shot me. Whatever, like i said before, chicks are only good for men becuase they clean, cook and pleasure us sexually. They only bring drama and a headache. I actually feel bad for kenpo right now cause he is even deeper then most of us.

I am unimpressed, i think you should have busted the bottle over your head.
I smash cans on my head all the time. Just did it last weekend. But i guess u handled yourself well(for being busted over a counter.) The thing with the friends , If they were real friends the would have had your back.

Yea the concussion would have been cool. And you actually said something that touched my heart. Thanks Glory

My brother and a couple of his friends claim that I smashed a liquor bottle over my head after senior prom last year. I don't remember it, nor could I distiguish the hangover pain from the bottle pain in the morning.

thats a good point. I probably wouldnt have remembered the bottle breaking over my head.

If the bottle breaking bothers you, next time just shove it up your ass and run around the house naked screaming obscenities. That should work...

I was with u the whole night and there was no bottles smashed over your head, But we where pretty smashed from all the hard liquor.

How do u know if you were wasted? A question that always has to be asked

But glory does that all the time already!

Proof Positive Indeed!

Whether or not it was the smart thing to do I didn't say :P. I was just being honest. The guy was an asshole. A lot of assholes don't get what they deserve. It's good to see some stood up to now and then :). But threatening with a broken bottle isn't always the best :P.

Bobby, you are pimptastic. And you should be commended for defending your friends so devotedly, even after Jenna did that to you. Props to you, buddy. Now we gotta find you a rebound chick to do a hump-and-dump to clear your head.

Dude i met Melinda from the Real World Austin tonight and dude she is so hot. She is also real cool and can actually form sentences. We had a 5 min convo and Danny her bf was getting pissed that she was talkin gto me. It was awesome

That's TWO babes from the Real World you've met, one of whom you hooked up with. I HATE YOU!

Thanks buddy, but this one has a bf, so i didnt make a move

That doesn't change the fact that you've hooked up with Cameron from the Real World. Burn in hell.

http://www.topherchannel.com/vision/...ic_cameron.jpg ??? Need pics to prove that shit! :P.

That would be the one. No pics needed, there are witnesses.

Getting fucked up TOnight.

Dont mix me up with you.

Dude remember i took my phone in the shower with me so i wouldnt miss her call. I was a fucken moran.

Wow, that is genius dude! Melinda is so much hotter than Cameron, but Cam is fucking smoking too! Now I'm jealous..

Where the fuck are you meeting these bitches at?

Fairfield feels that it is important to bring people in from the casts to talk to us about sex and drinking. It is sorta like bringing in a general and telling us not to fight. Anyways, my friend last year knew the agent of Brad and Cameron and got us backstage. We talked for like 5 hours and the rest is that she drove me back to my dorm and we kissed a bit, Nothing more then that. That was almost a year an half now, and Mel was last night. Dude she was so much hotter then Camy, but i wouldnt give up Camy at all. Both are smoking, and it makes me sad to think that i almost had a shot.

You had this Cam bitch drive you home alone and all you did was kiss this bitch. WHAT THE FUCK MAN, I mean my God, you should have your testicles removed. I am so disappointed in you. Dammit!!!!

Well Gutter, you have to understand that i am waiting for the right one for sex. Im not just going to stick it any vagina i want, i want it to be the vagina that ill spend some time with. Its something that i have just lived by for a while. I will say thought, that after i do it for the first time, i will probably do it on a regular basis.

I hope you are fucking kidding me. If not, and you truly feel that way, then good for you. Stick to your morals. Old fuckers like me never could though...

Its funny because most people automatically assume i have done it before, when in fact, i havent. Ill joke around about sex, but have no clue what it is like because i havent experienced it. I mean, i have gotten head and stuff associated with oral sex, but have never gone all the way. Im going to stick to my morals, unless something crazy happens.

Bleh, oral is close enough. Might as well go the rest of the way :P.

/agreed with willkill again. I'm starting to think the same way as this mofo. You need to start playing halo with me bro.

i want to play halo too. This makes me sad

I dont understand the people today that thinks oral sex and real sex are not like having sex. If its about morals dont you thing they fall in the same clasification?

Not when you are drunk

/agreed with Kenpo too.

Beer Goggles
+30 to str
-80 to agility
-70 to Int
+120 to spirit

Gruesome, you're not a monk. Tell you what, do it and don't tell anyone :P. If it's with a chick from the real life ...tell someone (paparazzi) make big $$$. If you get me an xbox life subscription I'll play with you :P.

God bless you gruesome. I had to deal with the angel and the devil on my shoulder. Unfortunately for the angel, my little devil was an 8th degree blackbelt, so my morals got thrown under a bus, but more power to you!!!

That would definitely be a legendary drop Glory.

Yea one i would pay to see

HOLD ON! Hold the FUCK on! FUCKING HOLD THAT SHIT ON! I SAID HOLD! Hold!!!!!!! On!!!!!!!!!!!

Gruesome is a virgin? What the fuck? Have you always felt that way, or was it something that you started early in life because you didn't get ass, then kinda just decided to go with it? I only ask because I was a late bloomer myself, and I didn't even hook up with a chick until my sophomore year in high school, at which point I was on your line of thinking. Then, I started maturing and filled out, and I became a playboy over the course of a year.

Now, if I don't get sex for a few days, I go fucking crazy... I actually taped having sex yesterday on my couch. It was glorious... :D

Yeah, fuck the whole morals thing dude. Sex is fucking sweet. That would be like depriving yourself of alcohol because you are underage or something lame like that. Go bang yourself a chick. It's fucking glorious.

You see, i always grew up that way. It just how it is. I also cant just hook up with someone. I need to know them and like them. Im weird that way. I feel like any act should be one because you care about that person. Juist because you want that feeling doesnt make it right for me. This is also why i probably drink as much as i do, just because thats how i become more carefree and actually hook up with people, in the non sex way.