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Titusfied 2006-02-15 02:26 PM

Alright, I just shat myself. Now what? I already fucked at lunch..

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-15 06:07 PM

Clean your pants and you should be set. If theres more, then call your mommy.

glory_gamer 2006-02-15 06:39 PM

O no lets not get back on the titus's mom subject or gruesome's hot cuz!

kenpo sensei 2006-02-16 07:24 AM

Lets talk about Gruesomes hot cuz.

Titusfied 2006-02-16 09:17 AM

I still want to see a picture of dis hoe!

glory_gamer 2006-02-16 10:02 AM

I think everyone does.

Titusfied 2006-02-16 12:43 PM

I mean, I already licked her pussy for an hour, but I didn't see her face. We were both really really drunk.

kenpo sensei 2006-02-16 03:43 PM

OOH, thats a hit.

glory_gamer 2006-02-16 05:00 PM

WHOOOOOP there it is!

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-16 06:25 PM

Wow thank you all for bringing that up. I still have titus's mom on my comp so dont make me put the pic back up. Oh and titus, my cuz told me that u were the worst she has ever had. She just faked all of those orgasims so that you wouldnt feel sorry for yourself Also, u missed both holes (twice) and fucked your bed instead. She didnt say anything cause u looked happy. And u also shot your load a bit early (twice) inless then 20 seconds. Man, it must suck to be u. How does your girlfriend put up with u???

glory_gamer 2006-02-16 10:59 PM

Wow, that is harsh!

kenpo sensei 2006-02-17 07:09 AM

Whoo, that was harsh, but good.

Titusfied 2006-02-17 07:29 AM

You see, the thing with my girlfriend is, that I fuck her with a dildo for the first 10 minutes, then a swap over to the real deal for my 20 seconds of pleasure and bliss. Then I blow my load all over her face and punch her in the nose (Although admittedly, I sometimes miss and hit her in the eye).

I knew your cousin didn't feel as warm as I was used to! Damnit, I fuck beds waaaay too often. I really need to figure out a chick's anatomy one of these days.

So seriously, does your cousin want to fuck me?

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-17 10:35 AM

From what shw said, she would never do it again cause it was to funny. She said instead of getting off, she would laugh and hurt your feelings. She did mention though that she would give you another shot if u changed genders cause you made her gay. Thanks alot titus

Titusfied 2006-02-17 11:47 AM

Consider it done. I'm now Titusette.

Now can I fuck her?

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-17 10:47 PM

I dont think its fucken but go ahead. Just dont fail again cause there is nothing for her after going gay. If she becomes a nun, then i might have to kill you. My uncle will thank u, but she or me wont

glory_gamer 2006-02-18 03:05 PM

Wow, I think i know where this is going to go!

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-18 05:03 PM

Why what did i say to bring this on?

glory_gamer 2006-02-20 01:15 AM

Quote:

Wow thank you all for bringing that up. I still have titus's mom on my comp so dont make me put the pic back up. Oh and titus, my cuz told me that u were the worst she has ever had. She just faked all of those orgasims so that you wouldnt feel sorry for yourself Also, u missed both holes (twice) and fucked your bed instead. She didnt say anything cause u looked happy. And u also shot your load a bit early (twice) inless then 20 seconds. Man, it must suck to be u. How does your girlfriend put up with u???
UMMMM? MAYBE THIS!?

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-20 08:29 AM

True True

glory_gamer 2006-02-20 06:15 PM

Just thought i would help u with that one.

Titusfied 2006-02-20 06:28 PM

Bergoflickle!

glory_gamer 2006-02-21 07:10 PM

Bergoflickles!

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-22 08:09 AM

wordsthatidontunderstand

*t-bagged_22* 2006-02-22 10:04 AM

Turggleflurgle...Traveshamockery...Peteyperformsor alwhileplayingatgloryshouse

Titusfied 2006-02-22 10:09 AM

LOUD NOISES!!i!

glory_gamer 2006-02-22 07:02 PM

i like the last bit lol

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-22 07:40 PM

cause hes sucking you off, but hes upset now cause u wont give him thereacharound

sue_13 2006-02-23 01:25 AM

Ihatethisthread.

glory_gamer 2006-02-23 01:33 AM

noudont!

Titusfied 2006-02-23 12:40 PM

wtfthissucksmajorly

kenpo sensei 2006-02-23 09:39 PM

I agree Sue

sue_13 2006-02-23 10:32 PM

Thank you Kenpo.

kenpo sensei 2006-02-24 07:27 AM

Your welcome Sue

Titusfied 2006-02-24 09:33 AM

Fuck you, both of you.

kenpo sensei 2006-02-24 10:45 AM

No thanks, you have all those nasty problems that I dont want, and your not my type. I would hate to see what your type is. Have a nice day.

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-24 01:38 PM

His type is the one legged protsitute on the side of the road.

kenpo sensei 2006-02-24 02:02 PM

Your right Gruesome, her name is PEG

gruesomeBODY 2006-02-24 03:07 PM

powned hahah U win Kenpo

kenpo sensei 2006-02-24 03:19 PM

Good I get the cookie


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