I have a job, dumbfuck. Two of them.

yea .... he helps me with the special sauce at mcdonald's u cunt!

cause his hand is as golden as the fries, right glory

I have two jobs also, cant do either one worth a shit.

And He Is Loving It!!!

I'll give you a hint: the secret ingredient in the special sauce... is semen.

Animal semen.

Lets Burn This Mother Fucker Down!!

This Needs Updated!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad someone got that.

How far can you walk into the woods?

Halfway. After that you're walking out.

BUT U will never come out of the corn!!! WEll the childern wont let u!

Very good JR, you win the prize. You get Petey !

To do with as I please? Yippy skippy!

yea or untill he dies then we will get u a new one!

Yea, its a newer model though

I may need that replacement Petey quicker than you think, I like to play rough...

What happened to Petey?

I ate him.

OK, thanks for that.

Now my asshole is on fire from that last shit.. Damnit! :mad:

Petey is sucking JR off right now. Thats why both of them never post cause JR is to tired to get to the computer and Petey is in the bathroom spiting.

... and they both have herpes on their respective orifice/sex organ.

Spitting? Hell no. I slapped the bitch up until he learned to swallow.

True Playa

Oh how nice to be young. It makes you feel great talking about your sexual behaviors. That will change later.

I donkey punched my hoe last night. It was genius. :D

I gave a random girl a glazed jelly donut. The time of my life.

I actually just like beating up girls.

I played halo last night with Mark, Sue, Tisus2005, and Tommy. We kicked ass

We have been for like the past 2 weeks. I have gotten a level 19 up to a 25 or 26 and a level 23 up to 30 now I believe. Winning streaks are glorious.

No, my sniping has been glorious.
and my kill to death 2.
Also the ass kicking we have been giving ppl.
Me and sue has been +15 on every game together.

Im jealous. I want to play.

Hey guys this is tommy. I just decided to register. So that you know i exist. Plus i thin you'll like my nickname.

Yo Tommy, you gonna let this punk get away with that!

What's happening fool!

Haha titus i bitch smacked him after you left. Then yea i tbagged him while glory gave oral. I'll get him this weekend cause i'm going home on friday. You know i'm getting some lol.

hey tommy

Whats up gruesome. Finally decided to register on here lol.

Wtf is with u saying that i give oral?
Are u trying to tell me something?
HOMO!

Thats a good thing cause we need more activity from halo members. We lost JR, PEtey and Harris, so adding you will replace all of them ahah