For kicks, I will give you all the information you need. My name is Jamal Knight, and I was born on March 1st 1991. You find the rest of the shit, and you get 150.

There was no commercial paid program for it, The History Channel just randomly decided to advertise a 150-dollar gadget which "makes prophecies?" As for your logic, and all this other bullshit you're talking about, let me give you the facts. Bible Codes are a hoax. Apparently, Drosnin discovered current events such as Yitzhak Rabin's assassination, Timothy McVeigh and the Oklahoma City bombing, Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9's collision with Jupiter, and the end of the world coming in the year 2000. Only problem is, we're not dead. Oh, wait, I forgot, it's not 2000. Bullshit. The Bill and Monica scandals, Bush's fucked up election in 2000, and the world trade center were all postdictions. If you had done a little research yourself, you might have found this out. Also, using these "bible codes" Brndan McKay located nine political assassinations in Moby Dick, War and Piece, and plenty other books. Whole lot of truth there. Right.

I pity anyone who holds such a steadfast belief to anything this far-fetched. Good luck in life, buddy. Oh, just for the record, those so-called "insults" at the end of that post were an ignominy to yourself. Seriously. Come up with better shit than that.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Right. A "code" that is only correct so much. Okay. I'm rambling on? Where? On the part where I just proved how false this was? We fucking figured out amazing things back when humans didn't have much technology. You think we couldn't pick out a simple pattern? You can't make up proof to offer someone.

Also, isn't this the same kid who was so fucking suicidal a while back? Left Zelaron, seeked professional help, and thought about committing suicide because his awful teenage life (which matters so much in the future) sucked? But then *gasps, he found the love of Christ. Bullshit, man. You expect me to buy into something said by someone as fickle as you; especially something this far-fetched?

And as for Moby Dick:

I decided to read on these "codes" which are nothing more than bullshit acts of coincidence and the probability that eventually you'll get what you're looking for in a huge amount of text.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Because it was done after the event and they looked for it...!?!??!?!?!?!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Have you seen them? And to find every outline in the whole world? If you mean every event in the whole world by that, that's a lie. Lets just say, hypothetically, that the bible has a trillion different characters in it. Now, lets assume that there are a trillion ^ trillion ^ trillion different combinations in it, an overshot by far. You know what that gives you? A finite number. At any given instant of time, there are an infinite number of things going on, thus the bible can't do what you claim it to do. Also, wasn't the bible written by the hand of man, according to christianity? You mean a human coded out all this? Hasn't the bible been translated over and over in the past 2004 years? Like Grav said, coincidence. McKay proved it in Moby Dick. That was a small example of the stuff that was found. There was more found in "War and Peace" and plenty of other books. Oh, and Moby Dick had quite a say about Drosnin.

Why does that fucking amaze you so much? I'm sure "Grav's huge dick" comes up only once in the Bible too. WHAT IS TO EXPLAIN? YOU ARE BEING IRRATIONAL AND ACTING BRAINWASHED.

Brainwashed may be an understatement, Grav.

Shinto, if you take enough time you can translate anything into meaning whatever the hell you want it to. They didn't crack any fucking code, what they did was come up with random shit, until they found a way to make it say the shit they wanted.

For example: I could say "o;sdijn,ms" is a coded version of "I am the son of god", but it's a new code that no one but me knows. Would you believe me? Of fucking course not. Don't be so gullible.

If there is one kind of person I absolutely cannot stand, it is religious zealots.

That, and feminazis.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

God told me I'm Black Jeezus. Yes, it's spelled "Jeezus." I am his one true son.

Oh, so they were writing things down told to them by THE VOICES IN THEIR FUCKING HEADS!

I also told them what to write. I am 3500 years old, Shinto. I can prove it because I have a spiritual connection with God. Don't you believe me?

Ohmages (9:33:14 PM): Do you believe in god?
Slim1882006 (9:33:19 PM): fuck no
Ohmages (9:33:40 PM): Do you find anything interesting or eddgy to believe in god with the "bible codes"
Slim1882006 (9:34:13 PM): not at all
Slim1882006 (9:39:16 PM): in fact, it's complete bullshit
Ohmages is away at 9:41:26 PM.

Two different opinions, yes. Apparently, that's a reason to lash out at me... :rolleyes:

Shinto, tell your parents about this. I'm sure they are more then happy to hear about your faith. Heck, they'll even treat you with a special trip to somewhere, where you can see god in all his white, lab coated glory. You will be sent to heaven, with its soft, white, plush walls, where everything you need will be provided to you in some capsul of truth.

Shinto... everything that you have said in this entire thread has made zero to little sense at all.

I'll ignore all your comments and just say... I only believe because of the fear, of what happens after death.

I would speculate that at least 90% of devout religious people believe for the same reason you do.

Bible codes? I've heard of them, but what a load of bollocks. Prob just a load of publicity:

Oh, let's say the bible predicts everything, that'll get people to turn religious and read it to know what happens.


Look at predictions and look at the french prophet Nostradamus. OK, a few of his things came true, but the actual prophecies were so vague, they could have applied to anything.

God is created by belief. There's some great quote that I can't quite remember that says along the lines of:

If there wasn't a God, then man would create him/her/it in the end.


Side Note: Wow, I'm older than MJ!! Wait, omg, it was predicted by the bible codes!!! Let's turn religious!!

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Sorry to say, that I am not a D2 head.

OK, I'll put on my sitter on the fence head.

Let's see......hummmmmmmmmmmmm ding!

Right, put in my last post and add:

OK, there may be some sort of truth in it though. Look at it this way. Using the Cosmological Argument and the Teleological ARgument, heck all the Arguments, we can say that there is a greater chance that God does exist. Why? People through history prove it: Ghandi (or does he?), Mother Theresa etc. If there wasn't a God, why would so many people worship him, even if it is in diferent ways? The Bible can't have been made up that easily. There are many tue figures in there that were actual figures in history. Also, it would take a really great mind to actually create the Bible codes, which I doubt even Einstein could have done, so it must have been God coming to people in visions, and/or telling them what to write down.


That goes against all my beliefs and...things, but you implied that you want more double opinions, so there youn have it.

Note: Please don't make me do it again, my brain hurts, I think it thinks I'm now a traitor.

It's just proof that there are a bunch of morons and lemmings out there, and thought history.

I do not believe in spirituality at all, because of this I have no fear of death.

I pwn you all. Hahahah Grav on the off chance that those Bibles hold the truth (off chance) your friend is fucked... He won't be winning the after life lottery, I'll just put it that way.

On the off chance that those Bibles hold the truth (off chance) my friend is fucked... He won't be winning the after life lottery, I'll just put it that way.

ok i have read this whole thread and i have three things to say:

#1 - im am a christian, yes, but,

#2 - i am not going to force my religion on anyone, and,

#3 - this talk of bible codes being legit is total and utter bullcrap.