.... I am ur son and i want to do gay incest with you." Darth vader stares into the the chiken's eyes, silent, not sure what to say.

But I, Jason H., the ultimate anti-gay dude, jumps in and knocks the crap out of Darth Asshole and that gay faggot homosexual chicken lover, then goes home for:sex:

Drenched in sweat Jason H Wakes up and after a deep breath he realized it was just another one of his chronic homosexual/ chicken dreams.

After putting his sheets in the wash, Jason H dials his friends number to tell him about his dream...

Only to find out the phone line was dead!!!!! (DUN DUN DUN!)
He then immediently......

runs out of his house naked screaming eureka!!! eureka!!...

...And runs head first into the tree in his front yard.

he's dreaming he is back to the same spot he was except now he's tied up and cant move. Darth vader goes up to him raises his lightsaber and...

and stabs himself in the heart.

but wait...nothing happens...instead of dying he only grows more powerful due to some weird chemical imbalance that happens in his suit

then darth vader cuts him loose and says, "...

you're a homosexual bitch and that's why i'm going to cut off your...

nose and stick it in your.....

ear. Than im going to shove it all the way down your ear until you...

cry like a baby...

or like me when I found out you were gay.

But enough about that, tell me about you.

jason remains silent. He just looks over to the chicken until the chicken...

grabs his...

Durable Supassingly Accurate Silver Two Handed Wooded Dagger of Vanquishing and Destruction. Only to find that Darth Vader was...

grabbing his own ith collosus blade and..

started to mutter, Kal Vas Flam

Jason immediently bursted into flames by the devistating spell. The chicken then walked up to Dark Vader and said "..

In Nox

Darth Vader was then poison by the vile Chicken who then brought out his mace and proceeded to...

mutter the words, "In vas mani" so he could gain vas ammount of Magery

After hours of casting the Greater Heal spell a red robed figure appeared infront of the chicken and threw him in jail for "Macroing"

Chicken flips through his book for the spell "Polymorph" and casts it, Turns into a dragon break through the walls and end up in... VOID!

After breaking out of the jail and into the void the chicken/dragon....(??) walked/flew in the void for several hours. After so long, he finally reached a new destination. A huge green grassy field! The first thing the chicken did was...

Found GM GravitonSurge having hot wild sex with various male counselors

Counselors: "Oh grav, Oh give me that sexy GM thang!"
Grav: "HAHAHA MIGHTYCHICKEN HAS TAUGHT ME WELL"

Jason then wakes up again and realizes that everything always turns out to be a dream. He grabs the weirdly named dagger and pokes his finger. He bleeds and feels pain. Thank god he is out of that chicken infested dimensi.....*chicken pops up outside his window and clucks. Jason quickly picks up the phone and calls Ted Nugent who shoots the chicken and eats it. Jason then goes back to sleep after getting some water and is now out of this story until Admiral_Jason says so otherwise the person who does admit him to this story does it with Vader for all eternity.

Damn that was long.

And then he went to his fridge to get a Mudslide, only to find some being called a Doppleganger...

Then he wakes up and notice that it was only a dream and his UO autopilot is still running, he walks up to the computer screen click stop and typed in "Hey honey, i'm back from macroing, i'm GM herding now!"

but then the message he gets back shocks him...they say this isn't "honey" this is actually chicken and darth vader...and we are gonna rape and kill you.

Jason uses his GM herding powers and herds Darth Vader and Chicken together! Causing them to rape and kill themselves!

But wait...what is this!??! Somehow the master herder caused Darth Vader and the Chicken to acutally...FUSE....they had combined into one form of matter...KNOWN AS......

The Goat of Destruction!

Bur the goat of destruction forgot the Jason had just GMed his magery earlier, and has polymorphed! Into... Fizzle... Again... CHICKEN OF DESTRUCTION!

and then morphed again somehow into leonardo decaprio. Using leonardo's ultimate gay power he lured jason in and they started undressing...