Then a wave of relief passed through the crowd, as there savior Mightychicken appered.

Soon after, MC'en's arch nemisis, the Zelaron administrators coalition, appeared.

A single glance from Tacox was all it took for MC to snap, and a second later with a couple of quick slashes Taco breathed his last words "It's my birthday I can't die, I,I,I'm still a virgin"

Shortly after, MC realized he too was still a virgin and had sex with a nearby grazing sheep.

Those two stayed together all night long making each other baa.

then the darklord viciousmilitia peered through the darkness when suddenly, there was a loud booming voice from the darkness as every one became silent"how dare you" said the voice. as he sent a shock wave of fire and lightning across the vast plain that they call exsistence killing every thing it it's path,as he laughed"mmmuuah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" as he turned back to the darkness and vanished into the darkness.

Then, he died.

By mightchickens now refreshened Penius that the sheep invigorated so...

they were able to realize that johnny and mc are taking turns racking up posts in the same three threads.

So they ran to town and organized an angry mob, to march on the unseen fortess of Polyhood.

Vicious used the term "darkness" (or a variation thereof) FIVE times in that post.

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They named the angry mob "Super Fantastic Angry Mob #1!"

Half-way there they realized there attempts were futile, so they returned to town to think of a even more horrific name

and the town that they needed to get to had a banner and the banner of the town read "viciousmilitia lord of darkness dead but not for gotten" so they knew where they had to go next.

as johnny looked to the sky he heard a voice whisper to him "get on trillian" so he did.

Note: one sentence story not a couple of run on's added together (earlier me and mc just helped each other out finising the sentence ;)
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They soon noticed how far away the "vicious" town was and settled on heading to bethleham.

but then the realized that they where alread in vicious town...

So, the intrepid mob set the town ablaze and urinated on the ashes!

They then ran away before the supposed god of darkness returned to humilate himself.

and every one cheered as the god of darkness returned and made johnny bow down to him as the god of darkness terminated johnny TAE

Note: SENTENCE is the key word vicious!

The mob settled down after there rash attakc on civilizations with any word remotely similar to vicious hanging around.