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Chruser 2002-07-24 10:16 AM

The two remaining muffled US soldiers:

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/stripbvinsida.jpg

Sum Yung Guy 2002-07-24 10:18 AM

Thats what you think! Hah!
http://www.mindspring.com/~trmcvey/mib.jpg

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:22 AM

Cheers!

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/nijmegen.jpg

Grav 2002-07-24 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chruser
Sweden just captured NYC:

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/bjorn1.jpg

New York? I don't know how fucking old that picture is, but that isn't New York from the last 10 years, unless it's some place gay like Staten Island where nobody goes.

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:25 AM

Beware of the Swedish Royal Army!

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/beriden.jpg

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:26 AM

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/drabant.jpg

Oh no! France has joined the battle!

JohnnyTAE 2002-07-24 10:27 AM

Look what I found....


This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Sum Yung Guy 2002-07-24 10:29 AM

shit the things Sweden and France could create if they joined each other!
http://www.bluelakeproducts.com/images/uk.jpg
No worries... we have a backup plan...
http://www.artcars.com/BurningMan/sl...vention.2.jpeg

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:30 AM

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/ing1.jpg

A) Swedish fire hose with a manual water pump.

B) Sniper rifles at short range for killing termites with precision.

C) A sawed-off shotgun with the other end glued to the other side of a painted cardboard, making the soldier look invulnerable.

D) Mine detonation at short range.

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:34 AM

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/ing3.jpg

A) Swedish guerilla warfare. Notice the man at the car's roof, trying to take down some aircrafts with his machinegun.

B) Swedish tanks that must climb stairs in order to get out of 1" of snow.

C) The military miniature version of the World Trade Center.

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:38 AM

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/ing7.jpg

A) A team of Swedish engineers, trying to detonate a dud warhead manually. "Maybe it will work if be throw it at this rock..?"

B) The aftermath of their successful experiments with the projectile.

C) "Building the pipeline of tomorrow"

D) Whales and submarines are usually caught every sunday in the baltic sea.

E) A Swedish stepmine, with the latest camouflage.

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:41 AM

Modern farmers who joined the military never really understood what the difference between a tank and a horse was.

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/pbv501-skott2.jpg

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:42 AM

The Swedish FeatherTank-258, bouncing off the ground even when it collides with the smallest flowers.

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:43 AM

Urban tank camouflage:

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/cv90graf.jpg

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:45 AM

The world's only tank, capable of turning nearby hostile troops into pancakes by hitting them with the fully-automatic sledgehammer:

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/bamse2.jpg

Sum Yung Guy 2002-07-24 10:46 AM

America's youth preparing for a rebellion against the tyrannical Sweden
http://www.theindependent.com/photos.../invention.jpg

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:48 AM

A fully-equipped mobile military base:

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/Bv206.jpg

Sum Yung Guy 2002-07-24 10:49 AM

USA, enlisting the aid of the Japanese for new tools of destruction.
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~marsha...NVENTION+7.JPG

Chruser 2002-07-24 10:50 AM

The official "Bridgerammer-AP9", capable of running into a bridge to lose the top section, and then sue the hostile country for not warning them.

http://www.wendel.se/rswa/images/arthur430.jpg

JRwakebord 2002-07-24 10:53 AM

thats where their whole defense budget comes from


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