Lmao, the first status was posted by her, and the second is a joke. I know I refer to her as my girlfriend, but the point I was trying to get across was that I never officially asked her out and made it into a titled relationship, as most people do.

All of my what.

So... is it, like, snoring so close to them, they can't breathe/sleep, or... is your snoring making them want to snore?

I just want everyone to know that despite being rather kinky myself, Asian fetish porn scares the everloving blood out of my boner.

You should be more specific, there are a lot of asian fetishes. Like those "impregnate your mom" gameshows.

It's really just Asian porn in general. Ugh, the squeaking.

Yeah, I'm probably on my skateboard, tryna learn a new trick//
I just fucked an avatar, now I got a blue dick.

^ agreed.

Where the fuck did that come from?
I... think it's usually pretty weird myself. But sometimes it's awesome.