This. I'd be down if said event were legitimate.

But then I'd get drunk and make drunk passes at people and you all would be like "Goddammit Kagom, you're such a fucking queer."

The just act like you're drunk.

So you want me to hit on you. VELLY INTELESTING!

No, you dickass I meant D3vs gonna end up saying it regardless. >_>

Why yes, I'll buy you enough drinks until you can't tell I'm a man any more and will willingly bed me. Don't worry, I won't be there when you wake up.