I don't have enough stories to write a book yet, but I'll get there. Before about a month ago I was boring. Now I'm making stories. I'm only 21.

Despite the fact I'm against basically everyone you do, I'd definately read it. I'm sure you'll get enough in your lifetime.
What I really want to know is, what in the world was the lightning for you, Mr.Tower? :eek:

You made a funny error in your post.

Uhh... I did?
Where at? I read over, but I don't think I see it...

Probably that he'll "get enough in [his] lifetime". Dirty paedophile.

I don't even see how that was different than what I said! And how does that make me a Pedophile!? (Which I am not.)

If a person "gets it", then he (or she) is participating in a very physical activity.

One would assume that, in the context you're talking about, if !K_A! "gets it", he's getting more inspiration for his stories.

Alternatively, your meaning was the former, and you're just a dirty paedophile. ;)

Underlined for your convenience.

Skittles against = Everyone K_A does = Females
-> Being against females = Being against heterosexuality
-> Skittles = Homosexual

Tossed a football around with a few kids. There's a rather immense amount of running involved in catching an object thrown by a toddler. Also, the older kids were kind of tools. Repeatedly mocking my throwing ability and suggesting I throw like a girl. Which isn't fair at all, I clearly throw not only like a girl, but one in the middle of an epileptic fit.

Lolz.

Haki-sack.

I went on a ~2000 vertical foot ~3 mile hike on Sunday morning.

Killed myself this weekend. Worked out a lot friday after work, almost all day saturday including a good 2 hours in the 90% humidity and blistering heat playing football, and doing a lot of core workouts yesterday.

Did the usual Sunday evening routine with Skurai's mom.

I would imagine it looks something like this...

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Does getting sodomized count as physical activity on your part?

I knew someone gay would see the post and think of sodomy.

So you automatically assume somebody would relate to you? I'm just assembling the puzzle together.

I don't do too much physical activity, the other week though I ran a mile or so to try and get some THC/Coke outta my system.

Funny thing is, I came in to post again, read my post over one more time, and finally noticed it. :oWhy is everyone making fun of me in a topic I haven't even posted in yet?
Though, I must admit, I laughed through most of it. :grin: