Even though their dialects are almost identical I'm pretty sure I can still tell the difference, oh and I left out my own :rolleyes:

Sorry it's taking so long! I've got the four 'normal' ones done, and Kagom's, but I'm still working on an Australian accent.

Good luck with the Aussie one!

Lenny, where are our TTS?

Lenny, here's a long one for you. You should have your own podcast.

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That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there–on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.

Here's a few from one of my favorite movies ever, Fight Club.


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You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

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Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

They'll come, don't fret.

I'm busy revising/doing Computing Coursework until the 15th May, when I start my exams, which I'll finish on the 6th June. After that, unless I've already done so, I'll get round to doing every TTS that I haven't done.

Promise.

Lol Lenny it's cool man, worry about school over Zelaron anyday..

You had better. :|

I hope you did that Chinese one with style.

HOW dew Ch1kneeze peeple get t3h names 4 thar KidZ!?

By magic.

Kar-aZy

Can't wait to hear some of these, I find it hilairious.

Just an update for all, I'll be back on these at the weekend, if anyone is still interested.

I'm still waiting. =|

Yours was actually done before my exams. :o

I'll have it uploaded by the end of the day.

It made me happy, Lenny, when I needed to be the most.