Nay, I am not old. Just dirty man.

Hold on, the weekend already passed? Where have I been?

who knows. We wish your were on to make the shit go down word

I dont think I will be on next weekend :(

Stupid weekends... I usually fly back to see my girly... Dumb bitch. ;)

yea so dumb that you have to fuck some intelligence into her right.

Oh, I definitely fuck her every which way from Sunday.

which means sat and monday

Oh. Damn.. Got me there.... Phone sex Monday!

and by phone sex u mean Jill right??

Or Amber...

And this weekend, I am returning the favor to Bobby by visiting him at Fairfield. I actually showed up a day early and surprised him, too. Good times!

aw thats cute. actually, maybe not. i'm just really uber friggin bored.

we are both wasted beyond believe. We are about to embark on a nine by nince

This weekend has fucking rocked so far. And it's only getting better!!

we are playing a new drinking game at 1 in the afternoon. This could be a problem

I feel bad for your liver.

my head hurts. Wait thats not my head, thats my foot. SHIT

Drinking everytime someone dies while watching Boondock Saints is not recommended.

nope, but its the first time i have heard of somebody doing that. We are leaders and not followers